Maidens' Primer : The two protrusions on your chest

Author: themushroom

Date: July 30, 2007

by themushroom
7-30-07
You shouldn't wait until you fail the "pencil test" before adding a bra to your daily wardrobe. Start early.
I think I've finally reached the state where I need to start wearing a bra.
Yeah, I noticed that you've got breast buds nowadays.
Get used to the feel of a bra.
This also means I'll have to wear something on the upper half of my body for the rest of my life... sigh.
Yeah, that's gonna be a bummer for both of us.
Fact: $5,000,000 a year is spent in America on bras for 9 year olds.
"both of us"?
What do you think inspired this rise in my Levi's, dude?