A Primer For NaÃ¯ve Maidens

The Maidens' Primer is a series of life-lessons for the impressionable and innocent young lasses of the first half of the last century. Things mothers would never bring up to their sweet daughters without having a couple stiff drinks first, but they'd really like their little girls to know, like advice about sanitary napkins and cautionary warnings about that scourge of men - The Creepy Pee-Pee. -=- So as not to put any delicate flowers on the spot, the cartoon will be presented using males in the situations that young ladies may find themselves in.

Maidens' Primer : Breasts and where they can be found (2)

by themushroom
1-23-08

Another thing to know about your breasts: There are positives and negatives to their size. Big ones may have a positive effect on the psyche but they are heavy and can hurt.


	So the Saints are going to play... Hey!


	*drool*

Small ones may make one feel less feminine but they require less care and are easier to buy clothing for. Medium ones balance both worlds.


	Fuller Brushes now offers... Hey!


	*drool*

But it's a myth that most men care about size, appearance, or even how they are dressed. You could have mosquito bites under a parka and get the same stares as a DD in a bikini.


	I haven't eaten in like three... Hey!


	*drool*

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