A Primer For NaÃ¯ve Maidens

The Maidens' Primer is a series of life-lessons for the impressionable and innocent young lasses of the first half of the last century. Things mothers would never bring up to their sweet daughters without having a couple stiff drinks first, but they'd really like their little girls to know, like advice about sanitary napkins and cautionary warnings about that scourge of men - The Creepy Pee-Pee. -=- So as not to put any delicate flowers on the spot, the cartoon will be presented using males in the situations that young ladies may find themselves in.

Maidens' Primer : The medical term is "pooties"

by themushroom
12-17-08

When engaging in sexual activity with those whom you do not know the complete medical record and sex partner history of, you should be wary of venereal diseases.


	Hey, Tom, I just got my results back from the doctor... I have chlamydia.


	Whoa! Where did you get that, Bob?

It takes two to tango, and the fact is that 4/5 of men know within 48 hours if they've contracted something because it hurts like a mofo when they try to urinate.


	That's a good question, Tom. Would you happen to know?


	Nope. You're the only person I've been with. I think I should go visit the doctor myself...

Meanwhile, 4/5 of women have no idea that they are carriers. So if you come up 'hot', you should ask your boyfriend where he was the day before the last time you did it.


	*First, a little hair of the lamb that bit me. I said Bob was the only person...*


	Hey Tom, I just got my results back from the doctor... Uh, you're wearing protection, I guess you know already.

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