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I'm The Pick. I live with The Willa (also referred to as Benums) and we write stupid comics about the true stories of the people we work with. And yes, Bobcat Goldthwait is actually my neighbor.
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by thepick
5-19-03
Hey Lazer, I heard your house got blown up by a floating paperclip with lazer eyes.
Uh, Criag, that was Bobcat Goldthwait, but yeah the lazer eyes thing is true.
"It was fucking terrible. I tried to formulate a blockade to counterbalance the blast coefficients, but he blew through it like a penis busting an 8-year-old cherry."
Nar nar nar! I love blowing shit up with my lazer eyes!!
"Then he started in on his stand-up comedy routine. That was the scariest part."
Man I loved starring in "Hot to Trot". Talking horses are fucking hilarious.
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