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I'm The Pick. I live with The Willa (also referred to as Benums) and we write stupid comics about the true stories of the people we work with. And yes, Bobcat Goldthwait is actually my neighbor.
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by thepick
5-20-03
So I heard you supposedly blew up a children's hospital yesterday with your "laser eyes". Apparently you killed Bobcat's kid when you did it.
Yeah it was fucking awesome. You could hear their screams for miles around.
Uh dude, I read about that on reuters.com yesterday. You just blew it up with C4, they even found the dentonator. So now what? You're a wanted felon, a fugitive of the law.
That kid was an asshole anyway. I caught him trying to steal our mail a few days before he got lodged in your ass. Anyway, I'll be a fugitive, I'll live off the land, running from Johnny Lawdog.
Well, I'm going home to make some pizza rolls and sell them on eBay. Wanna come?
Okay.
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