Rudolf, the Blonde-Haired Aryan

Author: umfumdisi

Date: December 24, 2004

by umfumdisi
12-24-04
Rudolf, the Blonde-Haired Aryan, had a very whitish face, and, if you ever saw it, you'd swear he's the Master Race.
Wurde Sie mögen eine Fahrt in meinem Beemer (Would you like a ride in my BMW)?
Ja, sicher (Yeah, sure).
All of the Jewish peasants, used to laugh and call him goy; they never let poor Rudolf forget he wasn't a chosen boy.
Hör auf mich zu plagen (Stop bothering me)!
Shlub! Goyim putz.
Then one dark and dreary night, Hitler came to say, "Rudolf, with your genes so tight, won't you guide my Race tonight?"
Sig Heil!
Then all the Reichstag loved him, as we shouted out with glee, "Rudolf, the blonde-haired Aryan, you'll go down in his...to...ryyyyyyy.