Nothing To Lose ...

Author: william_wraithe

Date: September 27, 2008

by william_wraithe
9-27-08
Once again, Dr. Phil is caught between a rock and a hard place ....
DO IT, DR. PHIL! THE CLOSET IS RIGHT THERE, NOT EVEN TWENTY FEET FROM YOUR PERVERTED ASS!!!!
Closet .... God's will .... wack off .... or burn in hell?
to whack or not to whack ... that is the question.
he's gonna do it ... trust me.
hand ... check! lube ... check! picture of goat ... check!
Some things are very hard to decide upon, I guess ....
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Oh, Lord ... I just don't know. I like playing with Baby Philly Cheese tube steak ..... but gosh darn it .... God said NO!