I just found out that I killed my father and married my mother. When my wife/mother found out, she hanged herself. I was so distraught that I cut off my own skin flute...
Damn. That sucks.
Tell me about it. I took a handful of Prozac and I'm still bummed big-time...
My deepest condolences about your parents...
To hell with my parents! I gotta find my tallywhacker before a hungry dog or bird finds it! Help me look, damn it!
