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by wirthling
So, Mr. Of-Nazareth, what are your qualifications?
I once fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish. I can turn water into wine. I can walk on water.
I can also heal lepers and blind people and once raised a man from the dead. I myself rose from the dead. I am the son of God.
OK, the party tricks and family connection are worth something, I suppose, but can you do anything to our enemies like shoot lightning bolts out of your eyes or melt their brains with your mind?
Uh, no...Did I mention that I can do carpentry, too?
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