President Bush announces his advocacy of "faith-based" government programs...
We need to start enhancelating the abilitibly of charitabubble organimazations to help the poor, so we can get the gubmint outta the welfare businemps...
Meanwhile, at the Christian Coalition headquarters...
Help the poor? If I had known he wanted to help the god-damned poor, I wouldn't have let him sodomize me during the campaign!
That's fascinating, Mr. Robertson, but are you going to pay me now or do I have to call Tyrone?
