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| Yo Santa ! Here is my list and I am checking it twice I am trying to find out who has been naughty or nice. | |
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| Hey Kid ! that is my pick up line.Come over here and sit on santa's lap and tell me what you want for Christmas. | |
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| That line doesn't work for me.My older brother told me that there is no such thing as santa claus and that you rent that suit and that you dont ride a sleigh ! | |
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| You tell your brother he is a bad boy and he is going to get coal in his stocking ! | |
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| He said that you were going to say that and that he would rather walk on coal than buy that ridiculous santa story.Your a pervert and you made up that story just so kids would sit on your lap ! | |
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| WHAT ! I am outraged. Who the hell would let their children sit on a strange man's lap for a gift just so he could get his Jollies ? | |
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