Hey, everybody! This is my first hosting gig and I am honored and proud to do it.

I would like to thank mmyers for making this possible, and my 1st Grade teacher Mr. Epenfeffenburgenflopper for his inspiring molestation, and my Great Second Uncle-Cousin twice removed...

Sorry, I let it go to my head a little bit there. Rules are as follows:

1) Do not change the first two panels at all
2) Try not to change the characters on the last panel.
3) Have fun and make this interesting!

I'll judge everything on Friday the 12th!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13: Template']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13: I Like Stories']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13: Kaufman's Favorite Christmas Movie']

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Poop.

Enjoy...
[Click to view comic: 'Naughty Pussy']

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

[Click to view comic: 'Why That Fat Guy Is So Jolly']

[Click to view comic: '...his belly shook like a bowl full of KY jelly']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13: Another Crappy Christmas special']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13: They've been working so long, it's about time']

[Click to view comic: 'Channel Surfing']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

So far, a couple of you silly bastards have made me proud. I can't wait for kaufman's entry.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

This is an extremely difficult template to work with.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13: Bullshittery']

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

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Wow what a disjointed comic to finish, kinda liberating really.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

It was my intent to place Kaufman and Dcom in a situation and everyone would have to attempt to relate the dialogue to the seemingly unrelated first two panels.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Ehh, I decided to screw trying to relate the first two panels to the last. Enjoy. ;)

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#13: A Very Fox Network Christmas']

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I has a flavor!

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I don't know where I get my inspiration from.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 13 ITS A BIG MOTHA!']

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 13: It's A Dead Man's Party...']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

WHOOOO! GO ME!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'On the 13th FTC My True Love Gave to Me ...']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hmmm

Kaufman , was "Myelf" designed as part of the pun, or is it a spelling mistake?

Just curious.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I think it was probably part of the pun. Elf and Saint Nick in the same line was probably intentional. But we are on a lesser pun plane than kaufman, so one can only speculate. I'll be judging around 4PM Eastern Standard time. Which means about seven hours from whenever this post goes up. Get them last-minute entries in!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 13- The Ken and dcom Christmas special']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 13- The Education of Dcomposed']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13: Mostly 'Armless']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I apologize for the "invisible P" in the above comic--I copied off mmyers!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #13: And May All Your Christmases Be White']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

quote:

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I apologize for the "invisible P" in the above comic--I copied off mmyers!

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