IF YOU WANT TO ENTER YOU MUST READ THIS!!!

Alright, It's that time again for another Newbie contest, and since my comics apparently sucked least I've been given the honours of making the next one.

This contest is open to anyone that has registered on strip creator since 23/03/2004 or that has less than 50 comics.

The theme for this competition is: THE MONOLOGUE.

HERE ARE THE RULES:

Each strip can feature ONE character and one character ONLY. Other than that, feel free to use any character or backgrounds you like.

Each person can enter as many times as they like in separate posts, but the strips CANNOT be related in any way.

ALL strips have to be FUNNY. Or at least try and be funny in a not-too-lame kind of way.

All GRAMMAR and SPELLING must be correct and double checked. Any strips that use "U" instead of "You" or "R" instead of "Are" will be immediately disqualified and bagged out.

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The final judges list:

NooniePuuBunny
Melkor
Spectre_General (pending response)
choadwarrior
AtheistDiary
Matchbook Romance
Xxxausrottenxxx
jes lawson

If Spectre's in then I will be as well, to keep it as odd numbers, if not then I'll leave it to everyone else!

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To get this thing started:

[Click to view comic: 'Onward christian soldier']

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[Click to view comic: 'Newbie and Loving It']

[Click to view comic: 'Basement Jesus']

XD

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Thank you! Thank you! THANK YOU! I was really worried that this competition would be full of that kind of grammar. *whew!*

Now I can rest easy and go back to dreaming of munchkins flogging the bishop. Or maybe Sally Struthers.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

What day will the judging commence, by the way?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

oompa-loompas flogging Jason Vorhees...in a tutu!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

What day will the judging commence, by the way?

I was thinking about the 19th, depending on entries I guess. If anyone has any better ideas, please just let me know!

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[Click to view comic: 'The Other Character']

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[Click to view comic: 'Unanswered Questions']

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Red! No? er...63! Okay, smart-aleck, then YOU figure out the meaning of life!

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