I made this -

Best work I ever did.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Attention, everybody:

Stop having babies, you sluts!

Congratulations, smam!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Surely that is worthy of some kind of achievement award.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Everyone has one except me!

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What others say about boorite!

Way to go, smam! And here I was thinking that all you Brits were sterile. Now a bunch of you pop out a puppy or two and prove me wrong. Bastards.

Congratulations, smammer. Yous bes a daddeh.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Congrats smam!
Not get that kid making some comics so we can have the SC junior league.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

This is what the baby is thinking about in those pictures:

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What I like about the third picture is that it looks like you're gonna rip the baby's head off.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

I was thinking a more 'Dave Foley' type of thing...

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My boyfriend knew all the information surrounding my baby better than I did, let's see if you do too. Without asking your girlfriend, how many of the following questions can you answer? (And I'd also like to know the answers as well)

1. Date and time of birth?

2. Weight?

3. Length?

4. Number of nurses in the delivery room at time of birth?

5. Hours of labor?

6. Breast or Bottle?

7. Number of visitors in entire hospital stay?

The last one is only important because my son and I both made records at the hospitals we were born at for "most visited".

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I still hate children.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Beautiful baby. Good job. You should get a patten.

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Get Your War On

I love baby girls. Where can I get one?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I've also had a baby...

FOR LUNCH!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

If your latin like me (I'm assuming you are by your name) you should already have two or three.

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Get Your War On

Way to quote.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Thanks.

By the way Insane Clown Posse sucks

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Get Your War On

I didn't know you could be both homosexual and racist at the same time. You some how found a way to pull it off. Good job!

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Get Your War On

Yeah I know.

I didn't know you could be both homosexual and racist at the same time. You some how found a way to pull it off. Good job!

Why couldn't someone be both of those?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's not like gay is a race, and even if it was, it's still possible to hate other races.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I guess they can. I wonder if they will vote Republican or Democrat.

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Get Your War On

Maybe the GNAA should have a party.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Actualy when I was refering to racism I wasn't talking about the gay thing. I was talking about the word 'nigger'. The word 'nigger' is a racist remark for black people with African roots.

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Get Your War On

I can't believe that website exists.

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Get Your War On