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Mr. Wonderful

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My neighbor's wife works at Wal-Mart, and she brought home some ox tails from the deli, and they gave me a bag of them. I've never eaten ox tails--I don't know what the hell to do with them. All I know about cooking meat is broiling it. Can you broil ox tails? Or what? How do you cook ox tails?

I know you're all funny, but I need a serious answer.

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7-20-06 8:35pm (new)
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BigFrank105
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I think you should kick your neighbor's ass for giving you a bag of ox tails.

7-20-06 8:40pm (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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Well, the thing is, it's food. So I need to know how to cook it, so I can eat it. Because food is good.

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7-20-06 9:00pm (new)
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mandingo
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oxtail soup seems pretty popular but braised oxtail sounds better to me

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7-20-06 11:47pm (new)
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boorite
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Grugh spoink. I would make pho, a Vietnamese soup.

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7-21-06 1:56am (new)
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AngryAmerican
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you can also make them like short ribs. boil em for an hour or two and BBQ the fuckers with spices and whatnot.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm......oxtails..........

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7-21-06 4:31am (new)
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Zaster
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You can also trade them for some real food, if you can convince someone that that they are magical and that hanging them above the doorway will bring good fortune upon a household.

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7-21-06 5:57am (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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Thanks for the suggestions everyone. Fieryarrow, I appreciate the detailed recipe but it's too complicated for me as I don't keep most of those ingredients around.

I usually just broil everything. Can you broil ox tails?

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7-21-06 6:23am (new)
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matclarke
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canned ham

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7-21-06 8:29am (new)
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mmyers
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The Foreman grill. That's what you need. You can Foreman grill anything.

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7-21-06 8:57am (new)
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Trace
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Thanks for the suggestions everyone. Fieryarrow, I appreciate the detailed recipe but it's too complicated for me as I don't keep most of those ingredients around.

I usually just broil everything. Can you broil ox tails?


Is broiling grilling something? If so, then no you can't broil them. Ox tails need long, slow cooking in liquid, usually gravy or they get really tough.

7-21-06 9:06am (new)
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matclarke
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potted meat

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7-21-06 9:58am (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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Thanks. Broiling is cooking it in the oven on "broil" (top part heats only) on a slotted broiling pan. That's how I always cook round steak and hamburgers and stuff.

I'm looking for the easiest way to cook these things but it looks like I'm going to have to get complicated if I'm going to eat them.

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7-21-06 10:18am (new)
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matclarke
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canned ham

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7-21-06 10:32am (new)
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AngryAmerican
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you can broil them for sure biped, but if you don't boil them first in some salted water, they'll broil up tough and dry.
and you wouldn't want to ruin some yummy ox tails that way would you?

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7-21-06 10:53am (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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So I can broil them if I boil them first? Good. How long should I boil them? Thanks.

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7-21-06 11:01am (new)
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matclarke
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curred meats

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7-21-06 11:19am (new)
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boorite
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NO

WE DO NOT "BOIL" MEATS

WE DO NOT BROIL OXTAILS!

Basic any kinda soup, adapted for oxtails:

Get a pot of water and boil it.

Put the oxtails in.

Put in some chopped celery, coarsely chopped carrots, a whole peeled onion, and if you feel like having potatoes in there, some potato chunks or baby potatoes.

Bring it back to a boil.

While it's coming back to a boil, throw in a good bit of salt, some whole peppercorns, and 2-4 dried bay leaves.

Optional, any or all of: 1/4 - 1/2 teaspoon cayenne; sprig fresh rosemary, thyme, sage tied together-- this is called "bouquet garni" by the Damn French and it adds a lot and is usually sold in a decent supermarket produce section in a little plastic herb package.

As soon as it boils, reduce it all the way back down to a simmer, where bubbles just break the surface. You do not want to sit there boiling the living crap out of it.

Simmer LOW for an hour or two, depending on your patience, preferably 2. While it simmers, now and then, skim off any foam or grease that comes to the top. Taste to make sure you have the right amount of salt and cayenne.

If you didn't want potatoes but you want some starch in there, you can throw in some pasta (not much or it will cease to be soup) near the end, bring it back to a boil, then reduce again to simmer til the pasta is done.

Or you can serve it over rice, or by itself, or whatever.

Mushrooms? Fresh or canned, you can throw those in at the end.

Serve and finish with none or any or all of: red wine vinegar, dill weed, cilantro, chives, chopped scallion, or whatever.

That's basic soup.

Oxtails must not be broiled or otherwise cooked with dry-heat methods.

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7-21-06 1:28pm (new)
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boorite
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BTW, I meant taste the soup, not the foam or grease you skim off.

What I described here is easy as getting hit by a UPS truck, and it will make people think you're a chef.

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7-21-06 1:31pm (new)
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boorite
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Thanks for the suggestions everyone. Fieryarrow, I appreciate the detailed recipe but it's too complicated for me as I don't keep most of those ingredients around.

WE CALL IT A SUPERMARKET

btw wtf is browning sauce

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7-21-06 1:37pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
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Thanks for the suggestions everyone. Fieryarrow, I appreciate the detailed recipe but it's too complicated for me as I don't keep most of those ingredients around.

WE CALL IT A SUPERMARKET

btw wtf is browning sauce


Kitchen Bouquet. it basically does exactly what it says. it gives soups/sauces a hearty brown color, but adds no flavor. just aesthetic.....

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7-21-06 2:03pm (new)
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matclarke
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vienna sausage

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7-21-06 2:11pm (new)
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Mr. Wonderful

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WE CALL IT A SUPERMARKET

I can't afford all that extra stuff. I'm a good cook, but I only make the most simple (cheapest) things possible these days.

Thanks for the recipe. I hope it will work if I only put potatoes in it and not all that other stuff.

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7-21-06 2:38pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
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You can also trade them for some real food, if you can convince someone that that they are magical and that hanging them above the doorway will bring good fortune upon a household.

You could also say that if you plant them then a magical oxtailstalk will rise into the clouds, wherein you can find a golden goose or a gameboy or something like that.

Now for serious: The only time I've ever eaten oxtail was in an incredibly simple soup with potatoes and carrots. I'm guessing that having just potatoes in the soup works just as well, but I'm not really sure.

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7-21-06 2:44pm (new)
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boorite
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WE CALL IT A SUPERMARKET

I can't afford all that extra stuff. I'm a good cook, but I only make the most simple (cheapest) things possible these days.

Thanks for the recipe. I hope it will work if I only put potatoes in it and not all that other stuff.


WHAT EXTRA STUFF

THESE ARE STAPLES

QUIT WHINING MAGGOT AND GET TO A GODDAMN SAFEWAY

20 PUSHUPS

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7-21-06 2:44pm (new)
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