This is a thread for things that are serious. No jokes or funny stuff. Seriously.

I'll start:

I have a hammer toe.

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My shirt is blue. If you don't think that's deadly serious, then you're dead wrong.

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If only fools fall in love, then that means the human race is fucked.

Thats a start...dont hide behind your animated image or your comical comics...be real...and not like that cat from cypress hill...seriously

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I can't be serious.

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What others say about boorite!

3 posts in and its already shit. Thanks boorite. thanks

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I have a constant ringing in both ears.  It sounds like being in the middle of a shower of metallic confetti, or millions of robot crickets.  I love silence, but I can no longer experience it. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

everyone I've ever loved is dead

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I can't go to sleep before one in the morning or the metal orbs will find me.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I have a frequent ringing in my left ear. From working with c4 as a young man. But only in one ear. DAMMIT WHY MUST I ONLY EVER BE HALF AS IMPRESSIVE AS BIPED

There is a blizzard outside my office window.

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What others say about boorite!

This is hard for me to say, but my therapist tells me it's not good to bottle things up.

Last night I got Chinese takeout. I ordered sweet & sour chicken and...they... *sob* they forgot the sweet and sour sauce!

I still can't look at a fortune cookie without breaking into tears.

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If only fools fall in love, then that means the human race is fucked.

i chunk big chunk

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what if nigger meant kite

I can't be funny. We complete each other.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

sometimes when i touch myself, white stuff comes out

weird

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Holy hell my arm fucking hurts from arm wrasling and throwing snowballs

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I love Serious Cat.

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biped

This are serious thread, you cunt.

I am being serious when I say, "I love Serious Cat."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Just making sure. No offense.

Why dat cat look like a mans?!

If that cat bite me, I'ma kill it!

The first rule of Serious Cat is that you do not talk about the fact that Serious Cat looks really creepy.

My arm, actually my shoulder, is feeling much better. And on a up note, I plan on drinking heavily tonight, maybe some drugs, and  some women, hopefully better than what you see on late night cable.

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Also, at times, I feel that I should be a little more ginger with my use of the comma.

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Although not gay, and having grown up in Santa Fe, I love incorporating the use of one particular word, ginger.

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Getting out of my car on Friday, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell hard. I sprained my left elbow, bruised my left hip badly, and generally cried like a little bitch in pain.

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I has a flavor!

My cat is smarter than I am. She figured out how to type an omega symbol on my computer. All I can do is upside-down question marks.