where are the rules of stud

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

The rules of what? Make complete sentences man! And quit flirting with me. If anyone calls me "stud" it better be Attitude.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime.
Buy a man a bass boat and he'll get drunk with his friends every weekend.

http://www.google.com

"rules of stud"

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

google wasnt working at the time

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Google is always working. They sold their soul to the devil for 100% uptime.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

What's stud?

~alison

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I'm back.

quote:

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What's stud?

~alison

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You want to know what a stud is?
*reaches down for his pants*
Oh, sorry.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

She said stud, not stub.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Exactly. That's why I was going for my pants, not you.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Boys.

I apologize to everyone for starting this.

~alison

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I'm back.

DX knows I'm just messin'.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Tatooed on me arse, next to the unicorn and tiger lilies.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Above the infinity symbol or below the picture of Disney's Tarzan?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Tatooed on me arse, next to the unicorn and tiger lilies.

Stud.

Bravo!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

i'm so confused...
if there are rules, then it's a game...
if it's a game then there is a purpose...
Q.E.D.
so is the purpose of stud is to call out stud as fast as possible 'stud' when someone boasts arragantly?
why the hell did i have to read all that crap from google just to figure that out?
why couldn't the first rule be "the purpose of 'stud' is to..."
with all my luck one of the rules i missed was to never to spell out the rules plainly...

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

stud.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The first rule of stud is that you do not talk about stud.

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The second rule of stud is that the new guy brings the refreshments.

Gourmet meats and cheeses with crackers would be good.

And don't forget the beverages, biznatch.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

The third rule of stud is get your penis out of the fondue!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

No one likes dickcheese.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

That MAY be the first example of an irrefutably absolute I've ever seen.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Are there crackers to go with it?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.