November 10 was my half-birthday. In my family, going way back, we've always celebrated half birthdays the same way as an actual birthday (due to half-years making a difference in certain things such as getting a permit to drive at 15 and a half). Anyhow, I'm officially 17 and a half now. Just wanted to share :)

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Mediocrity at its most average.

What an odd concept...

I think I like it.

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A very merry unbirthday to you!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Be sure to drop me a line in six months.

Sorry.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Congratulations!

--Ken (3 days past his latest 3/4 birthday)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Happy half birthday Chicka. By an amazing coincidence, I celebrate not only my birthday, but those of other people.

On the 10th of November, for example, I was raising a glass of sherry to Roy Scheider, Greg Lake, Tim Rice and Vanessa Angel. Next year i'll be certain to add your name to my illustrious list.

P.S. Today I'm getting arseholed in honour of Errol Brown and Tonya Harding. Happy Birthday everyone.

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I LIVE!

Tee hee Glad to be an excuse to get drunk.

Thanks guys, by the way *blows kisses*

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Interesting... okay, happy non-birthda!

Hold on- does this mean you get twice as many presents?

huzzah!
a chance to do my dead-on ed wynn impersonation!
gasp
ah skip it

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

yes.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

No one said anything about my birthday, so why should i about yours?

jk, Happy Birthday. And good luck with the half-birthday thing, cause it confuses the heck outa me.

Many happy returns.

You're lucky, though. My bidet's on the 22nd of December, so I get half as many presents because miserly people think they can combine Christmas and my birthday.

Good reason to go with the half-birthday, andy. That way, you get the amount of presents you should ALREADY be getting.

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This is not my empire.

Happy un-b-day chicka. I've got a candle right here for you to blow out.

* cringes and waits for pin-dick jokes *

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Happy half-b-day. My b-day is coming up in.. 12 days. Gotta remember the half b-day thing. Being so close to X-mas my parents copped out some years. Bastards.

Loving bastards, but bastards nonetheless.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Hey, my actual birthday was on the 10th, and on one mentioned it either, so don't bitch. :)
*hugs Attitudechicka*

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

it was my birthday september 9th...
i didn't get a party,
i didn't get a cake,
i didn't even get a card...
oh wait, i did get a card...
that's what got me so mad in the first place!

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Is that 'just; from Starship Troopers(bookwasbetterthanmovie), or is it actualy a popular saying?

My birthday was Sept. 29 and I didn't get anything.

Happy Half Birthday anyway.

Is that 'just; from Starship Troopers(bookwasbetterthanmovie), or is it actualy a popular saying?

It's a popular saying.

Maybe you're unfamiliar with it outside of literature because no one's ever wanted you to have many happy returns.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Is that 'just; from Starship Troopers(bookwasbetterthanmovie), or is it actualy a popular saying?

Read fuckin Winnie the Pooh! It's in there too.

A classic.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I did get a car, but I would have gotten the car if it were my birthday or not. We were just waiting until my dad had a steady job. I'm quite content with it, even if it wasn't really my birthday present. I did get a card from one of my aunts...

And the fact that I only got a card from her, just as she's the only one I ever get any acknowledgement from, is why I don't attend the weddings my cousins have every other year. I'm not spiteful, but I just don't care much for solipsism.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Many happy returns.

You're lucky, though. My bidet's on the 22nd of December, so I get half as many presents because miserly people think they can combine Christmas and my birthday.

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Is that 'just; from Starship Troopers(bookwasbetterthanmovie), or is it actualy a popular saying?

Read fuckin Winnie the Pooh! It's in there too.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com