It's Thanksgiving you know.

oh.... uh duh i just saw the other thread.

Brad should really fix it so that you can mark the threads as unread on your PC instead of just reseting it every time you close the browser. Sorry for the interuption.

So it's Thanksgiving. I'm roasting a bird the size of a Sedan de Ville and I'll eat dinner and have leftovers until Hannukah.

Booyah.

Happy Thanksgiving.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

and what do we have in november?

guy fawkes night!

what does it celebrate?

terrorism!

whats the big huff at the moment?

thats right, terrorism!

so do ya think i celebrated it?

fuck yeah i did!! i aint gonna miss the one chance in the year to combine drinking and throwing fireworks at cats just because of some A-rabs

we bought some special super size ones that were basically bombs that didnt go up in the air

that could be cuz they were broken

either way im lucky im not blind

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

And that you have hands.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i dont

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Does anyone else get wood watching their wife truss up the bird or is it just me. Of course she makes me do the rest of the cooking.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I get wood when i truss up the wife (or partner of the night).

Cooking isnt something that im interested in.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Spankling....

you have a wife??

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Dad was flammable

Tell us about him.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I don't like thanksgiving.

For a start, we don't have it over here.

And also, it causes every American on the internet, the whole world over, to completely vanish. All the websites become crap, no one is about on the forums (well, except this one)... grr. Damn holidays.

The world would be a much better place if I was the only person who ever got a day off, I can tell you.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Tell us about him.

That was so predictable, but I still laughed my ass off.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Getting new post tracking to work at all was a miracle, so don't hold your breath unless you want to die.

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www.bradsucks.net

yeah

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if at first you don't succeed, re-define success

What a debut by donkeytom.

Now heres a newbie with some class.

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What a debut by donkeytom.

Now heres a newbie with some class.

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ME? A wife? 12 years and counting strong. 2 kids. I even used to be able to claim I had a good job. And we just finished a wonderful turkey day. I got triptaturkey buzz like you can't handle goin right now.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

yeah

::puts the gun down, walks away slowly::

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Spankling....

you have a wife??

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ME? A wife? 12 years and counting strong. 2 kids.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Fellatia's a cutie!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Mrs. Ling is a head taller, but you're just about there!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I bet your kids misbehave on purpose, just to get the spanking.

It's like a sexual Munsters. ;)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I feel compelled to mention:

1. My children are healthy, well adjusted kids with no particular insight to their parent's sexuality (at their young ages particularly).

2. The girl is lucky enough to take after her mother.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Looks like she's fellating an ice cream cone.

On a sadder note, I just downloadeded that picture I made, since I accidently did a factory restore on my computer last night. *shiver* Luckily, gabe's little bout with file-destroying viruses a couple of months ago scared me into backing up about 750mb of my most important stuff, so now I've only lost 3 months instead of 15. But they were 3 good months.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You have my sincere sympathy, Obi.

Losing a pile of personal, irreplaceable stuff in a PC fuckup can be utterly heartbreaking.

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