While the regular users were becoming fat and complacent, the Newbie Collective was readying itself for war. Now dcomposed has seized the most prized comic of all from under their noses. What a victory for the newbies! [u]OUR TIME IS AT HAND[/u]!

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THE NEWBIES HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR CHAINS

Soooo, is this newbie collective going to be like Menudo? A member is kicked out as soon as he loses "stripcreator newbie" status?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

These newbies suck we haven't seen a true power newbie in ages.

Indeed no. The 'stripcreator newbie' threshold was set by a regular user. We do not need the likes of them to dictate to us whether we are newbies.

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THE NEWBIES HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THEIR CHAINS

Cool, I sparked a revoloution. NEWBIES UNITE!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I can't believe this guy robbed me of 50000.

something I made erlier today....
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Batman created by Bob Kane

I have a feeling dcomposed is a regular who is wearing newbie clothes.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

The only thing that's at your hand is your itsy-bitsy pecker.

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What others say about boorite!

These people have the right idea.

I'd like to offer my services to this newbie revolution, but sadly I'm needed elsewhere, I need to watch the threads and make sure they don't go on too long, I can't be seen running around attacking regulars, so, with all due respect...

*end thread*

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Ich Bin Ein StripCreator

As much as the Thread_Nazi is needed at times I find it extremely lame when he pops up. He's never even actually ended a thread.

that's because people like you always post after me and say:

"but this thread hasn't ended!"

but once I post "*end thread*", there's about 2 or 3 more posts before it dies, I'm still effective, just not immediate.

there's always someone who wants the last word.

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Ich Bin Ein StripCreator

Thats not true.

i concur

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

We have already proven him wrong.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

well, technically it's now a thread about me, the conversation about a "newbie revolution" has ended, it ended when I posted, this is technically a new thread (within a thread) and so, I am still right!

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Ich Bin Ein StripCreator

That's some brilliant logic, but I still think you're wrong.

Er, no, technically it's the same thread. Perhaps you could twist things as you've done and regard it as a different sub-thread or something, but from a purely technical point of view, it's still the same.

Probably also KingNewbie too, seeing how he disappeared for a long time and then reappeared as soon as dcomposed got his ass lucky.

Or so says Captain Obvious.

Now, to change the thread back to where it was: ThreadNazi, you nazi bastard!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

newbiesruleeveryoneelseisgay

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Yeah, and gabe just happened to not be there when 50k was aproching. its all a conspiracy.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I just thought I would point out that even though I introduced Bogart in the middle of Newbie Hell Days he was still well received. It didn't take much beyond practicing lessons learned in netiquette 101 and a couple of decent comics, kids. We are not that demanding.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Very good point.

Spankling was also well-received when he first appeared.

So was I, if I recall correctly. I even asked how to post comics in the forums... but this was pre-FAQ, and I really did try to figure it out on my own first. I just managed to present the question in a non-annoying manner, I guess.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

regularsaregay

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!