Mmkay class.
Today we're going to discuss the FAQ.
If you're new here, RTFM! It's right up there at the top, between "search" and "log out", which are between "forums" and "edit account".
Read it. Live it.

Next, there's a matter of UBB codes.
Seems a number of n00bs have been posting url code without including text to link it, thereby leaving the default "evil 2". First off, there is a way to DISPLAY your comic in forums. If you read the little blue text to the left of your "post reply/new topic" entry form (this thingie where you write letters in!), you can actually learn how, too!
Doesn't that sound exciting and n00?

Finally, we all hate you because you're n00. Yes, some of us hide it better than others, but we do indeed hate you.
Don't worry, it doesn't usually last forever. Unless you're JrnymnNate or Bazilla.

Hrm, what else...
Oh, if you see a big red robot with a square head and yellow eyes, run. Don't fuck the donkies. It makes hair grow on your penis. Don't bug the webmaster (you will learn who it is eventually). Don't annoy the regs, or you're sure to be considered n00bie trash forever.

Okay, move along, nothing to see here.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It will all pass. I swear it. No matter if it takes an eternity.

I still hate wirthling.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

nevermind me, just passing by, haven't been here since liek Oct. Still see that wirthling is still hated, so not much has changed.

---
"I know how toast works."

Stay! We love you!

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Don't buy it. He loves everyone.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Except you, goat-semen-breath!

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I'm pretty sure that DexX also hates jrnymnnate.

---
I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Hate is a strong word...

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Hate is a strong word...

---
This is not my empire.

Hate is a strong word...

I prefer

Loves to such a degree that he may accidentally crush his spine and leave him a paraplegic whilst giving him a big hug

---
"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Except you, goat-semen-breath!

Goats need loving too, you heartless bastard.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

And everyone loves him. Some a little longer
than others, but we all get our turn.
Lighten up on Jerminate, guys.

---
“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Well, Jizz is low-fat, high-protien, so we're being pretty damn light on him.
Except Hugh. Cuz, you know, he has a huge ass.
*razzes the n00bs*

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

quote:

---

Lighten up on Jerminate, guys.

---

Verily.

---
Dad was flammable

God is displeased. Thou shalt not mock me.

---
Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.

What are you babbling about, you psycho?

---
What others say about boorite!

Oh, and I think Dexx don't like me too.

(Oh crap, here comes Dr. Pedantic)

---
Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Mr. Holland, go away.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I am reminded of an exchange in one of my favourite movies, Deep Rising:

"I don't like you."

*long pause*

"You don't even know me."

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Precisely.

---
Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

See the movie - it kicks a wide variety of arses.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

My arse is of the narrow variety.

---
What others say about boorite!

My arse is of the doomsday-device variety.

---
Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.