I demand that you people respect my fair right to be a member of a religion that is less that 50 years old, and yet still claim it to be older than Christianity. You must all now call the holiday celebrated on October 31, "Samhain".
Even though the festival honoring Samhain is actually thought to have been celebrated by Celtic Druids, not Wiccans, on October 30th.
Oh, and you Christians better watch out. Halloween is a hell day. Don't let Satan control your children through the Illuminati and rock music. DON'T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN.
ESPECIALLY IN CHICO! (No, not the little boy).
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