There are actually only three of us on this message board, aren’t there! Three of us are real, breathing people. The rest are made up for fun, or in many cases products of a disturbed subconscious. After extensive research, here’s how I see it braking down:

Real person LadyJ invented boorite, krinkle, Drexle, crabbysgirl and [I]is haunted by[/I] descolada99b, skagg and kaufman

Real person Obijo invented gabe, wirthling, Big Evil Dan, TOBOR and [I]is haunted by[/I] Jael, DexX and evil_d

Real Person Dr. Pedantic [I]invented[/I] Big Evil Dave, Crabby, Don Ricardo, Dr. Light and [I]is haunted by[/I] NeoVid, bunnerabb and Spankling (me)

There are others to figure out – that is as far as I’ve been able to get. I know some of you will be shocked to realize you don’t exist – I know I was. But this is founded on solid research and numbers don’t lie.

The good news is I feel better about not paying my bills. Let Dr. Pedantic worry about it!

The one I feel bad for is Obijo – he’s so diluted he gave up being himself and now only has his other personas to live through!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I actually began to weep when I realized that I don't really exist. It was even worse when I found out that I was invented by my arch enemy DrPedantic. Oh what a cruel world I thought I existed in.

Hey, I think he's got something there...

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This is like astrology, isn't it?

I've got my sun in LadyJ, my moon in Maura5-2, and my DrPedantic is rising.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I did not know she was expecting! Congrats!!!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wow.... but for what possible reason could LadyJ have invented me? How did you come to that conclusion, anyway? This is most peculiar.... *Frets!*

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This is like astrology, isn't it?

I've got my sun in LadyJ, my moon in Maura5-2, and my DrPedantic is rising.

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Am I LadyJ dreaming I am boorite? Or am I boorite dreaming I am a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader?

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'The Ugly Truth: Part 1']

*waves hands in the air* Read the dissertation! It's all there! *stomps out of room*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'The Ugly Truth: Part 2']

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Real person LadyJ invented boorite, krinkle, Drexle, crabbysgirl and [I]is haunted by[/I] descolada99b, skagg and kaufman

Real person Obijo invented gabe, wirthling, Big Evil Dan, TOBOR and [I]is haunted by[/I] Jael, DexX and evil_d

Real Person Dr. Pedantic [I]invented[/I] Big Evil Dave, Crabby, Don Ricardo, Dr. Light and [I]is haunted by[/I] NeoVid, bunnerabb and Spankling

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Come to think of it, it's probably true that Asiangirl1 and Asiangirl2 are the Pangaea and Gondwanaland from which LadyJ, ObiJo, Dr. Pedantic and whoever else is out there arose.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Stunning photographic evidence says:

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'The light goes on']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wait on... are you saying that my insatiable lust for the gorgeous Jael is nothing more than an autoerotic narcissistic fantasy?

*ponder*

Okay, I can live with that, at least.

On the othet hand, how am I to interpret the departure of ObiJo from this message board (and his presence in my ICQ list, for that matter)? Am I the seductively attractive persona which proved to be a more satisfying existence for Obi, causing him to leave his real identity behind and embrace madness?

*ponder some more*

Correction, do evil_d, Jael, and myself collectively make up this seductive alternate self to which Obi has apprently succumbed?

Oh, and speaking of Freud, why am I always catching myself in the act of fellating anything even remotely phallic?

Hmmmm... maybe I should have kept that last one to myself...

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Real person Obijo invented gabe, wirthling, Big Evil Dan, TOBOR and [I]is haunted by[/I] Jael, DexX and evil_d

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Oh, and speaking of Freud, why am I always catching myself in the act of fellating anything even remotely phallic?

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I don't. Aussie Rules footballers, on the other hand...

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Real person Obijo invented gabe, wirthling, Big Evil Dan, TOBOR and [I]is haunted by[/I] Jael, DexX and evil_d

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No, if Obijo really invented me...I'd be funny.

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I don't. Aussie Rules footballers, on the other hand...

As a married man, I didn't even notice their taut, rippling, muscular young bodies.

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What others say about boorite!

Well, being haunting sounds a truckload better than being invented. I would rather be a vivid and complete fractious personality than a simple deliberate fictional construct.

Does that mean that Obi posts as me (and Jael and evil_d) during blackouts, but puts his lost time down to freakish sleep patterns caused by chronic insomnia? Wow, if he got demented enough, he might end up thinking that we were real, and talk to us like separate people... someone could make a movie from this storyline, dontcha think?

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Anything is possible, Sybil.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Real Person Dr. Pedantic [I]invented[/I] Big Evil Dave, Crabby, Don Ricardo, Dr. Light and [I]is haunted by[/I] NeoVid, bunnerabb and Spankling (me)

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That's what this needs! Someone to pick up the research! Oh what a tangled web we code...

And how could I have overlooked those two? They're even on my favs (I think - or should be).

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet