Let's see some comics based on where the strippers live. You don't have to go far from my location to see this sort of thing happening...

[Click to view comic: 'Mountain Ingenuity']

The Crotch is Frorida! It shaped rike big cock! They have probrems with their erection!

Actually, I have no idea how Terra Haute smells... all I can say is that I've lived near Asphault plants, and that's none too pleasant. If it's worse than an asphault plant, and it's the armpit, then I'm afraid I don't want to know where the crotch is.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

This is just for giggles.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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This is just for giggles.

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The ironic bit is that I originally heard that joke in a reedited version of a pro comic strip (called Desperate Times, if anyone cares.)

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

There are very few "new" jokes. They're just new to different people at different times in different places. I heard that in the bar where I work. By the way: That's coincidence, not irony.

Put the Alanis Morissette CD down and step away from the boom box.

:- )

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It's ironic that bunner can still make us laugh despite the fact he's dumb as a sock monkey.

:)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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It's ironic that bunner can still make us laugh despite the fact he's dumb as a sock monkey.

:)

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I'll put my Stanford-Binet scores up against anybody's on here, you farm animal boodler.
And where's YOUR Cleveland strip for this thread? Too busy posting to every single topic on every forum thread every 10 minutes?

:- )#)

Love,
bunner

Over here,
On an island,
Not mentioning the fact that he's been here longer than gabe and only has 326 forum posts to gabe's 1141.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I can't believe this thread bit the bag.

Fuck.

I still want to see gabe's Cleveland strip.

:- /

Love,
bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

No shit, Bunner... I figured this would get a bigger response. :/

Well, I've lived in a few places:

[Click to view comic: 'Go west, young lady!']

Actually, there aren't enough panels for all the times I've moved. My life just kinda makes me need to ch- hey, where ya goin'?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I've been working on mine. These things take time.

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Well, I've lived in a few places:

Actually, there aren't enough panels for all the times I've moved. My life just kinda makes me need to ch- hey, where ya goin'?

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That's like, soooo deep. Wow. You're like, wise and stuff.

Nag Nag Nag! All right already! Here's a tour of Chicago.
[Click to view comic: 'My Kind of Town']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

By the by, what the heck are you Ohio kids up to?!?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Try this:

The Smoking Gun

The doc will change daily and I didn't feel like ripping it off and posting it elsewhere, so go today to see gabe's police report.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Oh. My. God.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Oh. My. God.

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Makes you rethink that whole wearable donkey idea, doesn't it?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Oh. My. God.

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Yeah, I hate when that happens.

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[Click to view comic: 'Can't stand in the place where I live']

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[Click to view comic: 'DC stands for "drive courteously!"']

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[Click to view comic: 'This live traffic report was pre-recorded']

The derailed train thing is true. I think they're still trying to put it out.

The other pervasive theme in traffic reportage is the car illegally parked in a travel lane.

I'm waiting for a train to derail and knock a truck over onto an illegally-parked car.

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Oh. My. God.

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Yeah, he misspelled "testicles." Atrocious.

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Try this:

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o_O *choke* Ummmmm.... Dear god.

I'll have you all know that whenever I'm being hoisted into the air by my genitalia, I always employ breakaway safety devices to prevent this type of injury.

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