Let's see some comics based on where the strippers live. You don't have to go far from my location to see this sort of thing happening...

Mountain Ingenuity by Drexle 7-13-01

What a beautiful day... the birds singing, the clouds rolling overhead. Oh look, a car! I think I'll run out into the road like a dumb animal and get squished! SQUISH! Wooo boy, looky that. Fresh roadkill! Now, I know what you're thinkin'... "Free food!" ... But I've got a *better* idea!

The Crotch is Frorida! It shaped rike big cock! They have probrems with their erection!

Actually, I have no idea how Terra Haute smells... all I can say is that I've lived near Asphault plants, and that's none too pleasant. If it's worse than an asphault plant, and it's the armpit, then I'm afraid I don't want to know where the crotch is.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

This is just for giggles.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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This is just for giggles.

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The ironic bit is that I originally heard that joke in a reedited version of a pro comic strip (called Desperate Times, if anyone cares.)

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

There are very few "new" jokes. They're just new to different people at different times in different places. I heard that in the bar where I work. By the way: That's coincidence, not irony.

Put the Alanis Morissette CD down and step away from the boom box.

:- )

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It's ironic that bunner can still make us laugh despite the fact he's dumb as a sock monkey.

:)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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It's ironic that bunner can still make us laugh despite the fact he's dumb as a sock monkey.

:)

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I'll put my Stanford-Binet scores up against anybody's on here, you farm animal boodler.
And where's YOUR Cleveland strip for this thread? Too busy posting to every single topic on every forum thread every 10 minutes?

:- )#)

Love,
bunner

Over here,
On an island,
Not mentioning the fact that he's been here longer than gabe and only has 326 forum posts to gabe's 1141.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I can't believe this thread bit the bag.

Fuck.

I still want to see gabe's Cleveland strip.

:- /

Love,
bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

No shit, Bunner... I figured this would get a bigger response. :/

Well, I've lived in a few places:

Go west, young lady! by ladyjdotnet 7-19-01

Whoa! You're from New YORK? What made you decide to move to CLEVELAND? Well my life just kinda stagnated, and it was time for a ch- hey, where ya goin'? So, yer from Cleveland? Why would you want to move to NEBRASKA? Well, I'm really from NYC originally. I dunno.. sometimes my life just makes me wanna pick up an- hey, where ya goin'? One day, perhaps... ...and so because my life just got boring where I was, I decided that trying a new place would be a good experiment. So now I'm trying San Francisco. That's like, soooo deep. Wow. You're like, wise and stuff.

Actually, there aren't enough panels for all the times I've moved. My life just kinda makes me need to ch- hey, where ya goin'?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I've been working on mine. These things take time.

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Well, I've lived in a few places:

Actually, there aren't enough panels for all the times I've moved. My life just kinda makes me need to ch- hey, where ya goin'?

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That's like, soooo deep. Wow. You're like, wise and stuff.

Nag Nag Nag! All right already! Here's a tour of Chicago.

My Kind of Town by Spankling 7-19-01

North Side Downtown South Side

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

By the by, what the heck are you Ohio kids up to?!?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Try this:

The Smoking Gun

The doc will change daily and I didn't feel like ripping it off and posting it elsewhere, so go today to see gabe's police report.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Oh. My. God.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Oh. My. God.

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Makes you rethink that whole wearable donkey idea, doesn't it?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Oh. My. God.

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Yeah, I hate when that happens.

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Can't stand in the place where I live by boorite 7-19-01

I thought you were working on a comic about the Baltimore-Washington corridor. I am. I'm trying to think of how to use Stripcreator graphics to depict 6 million self-obsessed tools gunning their SUVs down the freeway at Mach 7.

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DC stands for "drive courteously!" by boorite 7-19-01

... what happened ...? Don't try to move, sir. You were going Mach 7 in your SUV when you creamed a Volkswagen full of nuns. We're gathering up the pieces now. Of the nuns, I mean. ... will this affect my insurance rates?

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This live traffic report was pre-recorded by boorite 7-19-01

Now for traffic: An overturned truck slows you down on the inner loop south of town, and on inbound 66, there's trouble getting by a truck that turned over. 395 North jammed due to a flipped-over truck, and Rolling Road is closed because of a VW full of nuns, which a truck fell over on and crushed. Overturned trucks! Overturned trucks! It's always nothing but overturned trucks! And if you're heading to downtown Baltimore, good luck getting past the trainload of hazardous chemicals that derailed and burst into nauseous flames. Cool!

The derailed train thing is true. I think they're still trying to put it out.

The other pervasive theme in traffic reportage is the car illegally parked in a travel lane.

I'm waiting for a train to derail and knock a truck over onto an illegally-parked car.

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Oh. My. God.

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Yeah, he misspelled "testicles." Atrocious.

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Try this:

The Smoking Gun

The doc will change daily and I didn't feel like ripping it off and posting it elsewhere, so go today to see gabe's police report.

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o_O *choke* Ummmmm.... Dear god.

I'll have you all know that whenever I'm being hoisted into the air by my genitalia, I always employ breakaway safety devices to prevent this type of injury.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.