RCL no. 1137 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-01-06

Hmmm. That's an interesting proposition... As tempting as it is, I must weigh the consequences of my actions! Maybe, even do a Ben Franklin analysis, creating a risk model based on all the pros and cons... Then again, what's the worst that could happen? Dude... Are you going to pull my finger or NOT?

Groovy! - Shuffle Off to Beefalo by edoggydog 6-02-06

We injuns are able to tell what's near by putting our ears to the ground. Here, I'll show you... Groovy! Buffalo come! That's AMAZING! How do you know? Sticky ear! Ewwwwwww!

"NON-HAM SANDWICH COMICS" not starring: a ham sandwich by biped 6-30-06

Whatcha readin', buttlick? It's Andy Griffith's autobiography. But it's written as though it's his SCROTUM talking. Hmm, sounds interesting...if you're a shit-eating retard. Well, fuck ya later, assface. Okay...umm..."and I think the way I firmly yet delicately cupped Andy's balls aided greatly in his portrayal of 'Matlock', and--" Wait a minute... Dakota Fanning?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That's My Barbie! by biped 7-01-06

Guess what, Daddy? My new boyfriend is the bastard son of a hundred maniacs. Aww, that's wonderful, snookums. See, Mom? Daddy never pays any attention to anything I say to him. Umm...have you forgotten that you're dead to me, Barbie? I can't hear dead people. Is that it, Daddy? Am I dead to you, too? Oh yes, pumpkin, that's very nice.

Desert Island Dave by biped 7-01-06

So...what do you do around here for fun? Oh...eat bananas... fling poop...mate... stuff like that. How can you stand not knowing who Jesse Ventura is?

One-Hit Wonder by biped 7-01-06

"What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus..." "...tryin' to make his way... home..."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Your Birthday Clown by biped 7-08-06

Hello. The agency sent me to host your child's birthday party. I am Felcho the Clown. "FELCHO"? Ugh--what a HORRIBLE name! GET OUT! Rafe--slay her for me.

STONED:The Brian Jones Story by biped 7-08-06

Uncle Brian wants to kill US--so let's kill Uncle Brian FIRST! Yeah! Well, we DID it! And the stupid cops will think it was an ACCIDENT! Ha ha! Ha ha ha, yaaay! "H.R. PUFNSTUF! HE'S YOUR FRIEND WHEN THINGS GET ROUGH!" Yippeee!

The Flatuloids by biped 7-02-06

I know they're here! I can hear 'em moving around in there! I'll knock again! Oh my god, it's... THE FLATULOIDS! SHH! For heaven's sake, DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR! Guess they're out! Oh well, we'll leave our calling card so they'll know we were here. *FFFRRRRRTT!!!* Spread it around real good so they'll be sure to smell it when they get back! *FFFRRRRRTT!!!*

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Casting a replacement for fuck. by UnknownEric 7-12-06

Hey you, what are you doing with that hammer? *sigh* Do I HAVE to say this line? Alright, alright... Wehn a man loevs a woman he NALES the fuccin bich! Ah! I am dieing!

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I has a flavor!

McRapey's by HCRoyall 7-12-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? I want a burger which I will pay for and receive, then be painfully assraped when I turn around to eat said burger. You just took all the fun out of this job.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 1189 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-06-06

(Somewhere north of Kabul...) Okay, men... FOLLOW ME! Uh... Don't "uh" me, soldier... MOVE OUT! NOW!! But, you're DEAD, sir! You just stepped on a I.E.D. and blew your skin clean off! P'shaw! AS IF!! Sometimes, the dead don't know that they're dead...

Surprise Ending Comics by biped 7-22-06

Guess what, Mom? I just had my name legally changed to "Flexter Flurge." Oh! (giggle) That's nice, Billy--I mean, "Flexter."(chuckle) I have a registered letter here for a Mr. Flexter Flurge. But--but, there's no--I mean, he didn't really-- BWAAAAWK! BUK-BUK-BWAAAAAWK!

The Math Teacher by biped 7-22-06

With this cool beverage, I will slake my thirst. Hmm...I assume, then, that "beverage" plus "thirst" equals "slake." I hate my neighbor's dog. Hmm...then, apparently, "you" plus "hate" equals "dog." Please, Sally--if you have a concern, put it in the form of an equation. Uhh..."me" plus "pants" equals "doo-doo."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1221 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-03-06

Ehhhhhhh... [munch, munch ] What's up, doc? Just having my usual "cup of coffe in the morning"... [munch, munch ] ...and, watching my dad ass-rape my retarded hamster! Cool. [munch, munch ] GO DADDY! GO DADDY! GET YOUR GROOVE ON..!

Billy And Mom (Co-starring: Dad) by biped 8-06-06

Don't you "chainsaw hedge-maze" ME, young man! I'll put you on the slow train to Tooterville! ???? Dad, what the heck does it mean when Mom says "I'll put you on the slow train to Tooterville"? Well, son--basically, what it means is that your mom's a fuckin' fruitcake.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sally's Choice by biped 8-26-06

Mommy, I hate Mecha-Kong. Who? Mecha-Kong. He tried to kill King Kong. He was very, very bad, and-- Honey, that was just some Japanese bullshit. Japanese shit King Kong movies don't count. ...and that's why I set her on fire while she was asleep and cooked her alive, Daddy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1240 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-30-06

Hey, Gabe... Holy SHIT! What happened to your head, Mr. Smith? It looks like you've been chasing parked cars! Last night, I asked Miss Pennynipple to sit on my face! But, she must weigh atleast THREE HUNDRED pounds! More like FOUR HUNDRED, if you ask me... Daaaaaaaammmnn!!

RCL no. 1247 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-05-06

...and that part of the island way over there is coconut-free! When you say, "coconut-free", are you really saying no- Don't say it! ...COCONUTS? Uh... Well...YEAH! Phew! I thought you were going to say nig- Thank God! 'Cuz, I hates NIGGERS!

Have a gay ol' time! by Cre8tive13 9-06-06

Janice...I've got some bad news about your son. What is it?!? What's wrong? Is he alright? Well, I dunno how else to say this, but he's got sexual ...issues... Oh shit! He's GAY isn't he? I knew it! I knew he was GAY! WHERE DID I GO WRO.. Linda. I caught him fucking my dead German Sheppard. He's into necrobestiality. Necrobestiality!? Oh, thank GOD, he's not gay!!

Lesbian our way!! by Cre8tive13 9-08-06

So, you're really angry with Denise for hitting on your girlfriend, eh? She knows Marilyn is with ME! When I see Denise, I'm gonna beat the shit outta her! Really? You're gonna fight her? Have you ever been in a fight before? ....well, no.... Have you ever even made a fist? Dave, I'm a dyke...if there is one thing I know, it's how to use a fist!

Average Night Out by The_young_scot 8-27-06

10pm 12am 2am

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

RCL no. 1253 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-07-06

Further proof cats are autistic... Get out! Do you hear me, you stupid, fucking cat? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM! (Based on actual daily battles I have with my stupid, fucking cat who won't GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!!) Duh... GET OUT!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! GET...

Eat shit and fly!!! by Cre8tive13 7-07-06

I'm sorry for yelling at you sweety, but marriage is supposed to be about sharing, remember....? Yess...? But if you keep eating all the shit in the yard, I'll never get a chance to enjoy it myself! Ok, fine! You can have the next steamy pile all to yourself....fuck!

1337 Children's Games by UnknownEric 9-13-06

Let's play cowboys and Indians! No, let's play Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game. How do you play that? OMG, im in ur base killin ur d00dz! What? LAZER PEWPEWPEW!!11!

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I has a flavor!

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Captain Obvious, Jr. by edoggydog 9-13-06

Wow, dad! What are you "wow"-ing about, son? That horse over there is really HUNG, dad! I can see that, son! (Five hours later...) Wow! Wow!

The Goo-Goo People by biped 9-13-06

WE ARE THE GOO-GOO PEOPLE. THANK YOU, MOMMY. MOMMY SAYS WE ARE THE GOO-GOO PEOPLE. ISN'T THAT NICE, DADDY. NO. THE GOO-GOO PEOPLE ARE VERY, VERY HORRIBLE AND BAD. THE GOO-GOO PEOPLE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES. YOU ARE A VERY BAD DADDY. YOU ARE A VERY BAD MOMMY AND MUST BE DESTROYED BY FIRE.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

SLING BLADE TOO:THE BEGINNING starring Dakota Fanning by biped 9-17-06

Mmhhh...I reckon I just kilt my mother and Jessie Dixon with a Kaiser blade. Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade, mmm-hmm. I'm GAY! LA-LA-LA! Let's go cavorting, sweetie-pie! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!! I just been out a-cavortin' with a gay feller, mmm-hmm. I reckon I better confess on it afore the Good Lord gits mad 'n' sends me ta Hades, mmm-hmm. Guess what? I'm THE WOLF MAN!!!