Here's Episode 2 of Satan and his offspring.

Satan And his offspring: Episode 2 by Beeko180 9-06-08

AHHHHHH HONEY THE STOVES ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOO HA HA HA GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!! Have you ever thought of actually walking through the door when you come home from work? I dunno I was too busy trying to scare the hell out of you to even notice. HEH HE HE HE HEH HEH HEH HEH HEHE heh heh heh he he he hehe hehe he ehe he he Honey if you don't stop scaring the hell out of me all the time I'm gonna have to ring your mother and tell her how much of a bad boy you've been. Do you want that?

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Here's Episode 52 of The A.R.B Collection.

The A.R.B Collection- #52 by Beeko180 9-06-08

Relax We can talk it over. Well we can't talk it over because we're finished! WHAT!!!!!!! That's right. There is no we and there never was a we The End By James. But Why? Because you don't have a wee.

Just so you know the joke is in the we from wee.

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Here's My Complete Skit of Romeo and Juliet. Please tell me what you think of it.

Romeo And Juliet- The Complete Skit by Beeko180 9-06-08

No part of this song can be reproduced and made as his/hers own unless you have the proper authorization to do so by James/ Beeko180. James V.R Pty Ltd © copyright 2008 But soft, what lies yonder window breaks wind. It is the east, and juliet is for fun. Arise my fun and kill my brother. Whom I am sick and pale of. That though her maid farts far more fair than she. but not my fart for she is envious. Her stinky stanky fart is making thee sick and green. And only farts will bear it. hold it in my love. It is my fart O it is my smelly fart. Oh that she knows it is It was ME! ________________________________ The End By James. Oh fart again, smelly angel. For thou fart is as glorious as it is the moon. As is a fricking messenger of hell. Unto the white-upturned ugly eyes. Of mortals fall forward to gaze upon your Boozum. When you stride you look like poo on fire. And a pig wizzing in the bushes

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Thanks I used ACT II and just changed some of the words and lines to suit a comedy act. If I were to chose one of my favourite comics I've ever made it would be this one because it seems to be real funny even to me and that's a pretty unusual thing.

My favourite line in the comic would be:

When you stride you look like poo on fire.

And a pig wizzing in the bushes.

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I thought I'd show the chosing of the character through The actual series. I call each Episode Of this charactar selection The A.R.B Idol.

The A.R.B Collection- #53: The A.R.B Idol by Beeko180 9-07-08

And why do you think you have what it takes to be the A.R.B Collection's newest character. Well I have a very oblique sense of humour. Not good enough. Why not? The End By James That's it. Get out!!! But-but- but I haven't auditioned.

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Here's Episode 1 of my newest series Jokes.

Jokes by Beeko180 9-07-08

Hi welcome to the show where we tell jokes that are very crude, very shrude and very rude. Yes Tom now what joke do you have for us today? Well here it is: What do Elvis Presley and David Bowe have in common. What do they have in common Tom? The End By James. They both had wives exept David Bowe was using his to cover up his gayness. Wait so your telling me after all these years that Elvis wasn't gay? But I was told that he rooted his wife to cover it all up! So the kid who told me that was telling a fib! How in hell did I even...

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Why do Australians suck at SC so much?

This is a serious question. The Aussies I know are great at fighting, drinking and being all-around cool dudes to hang out with.

Why do you guys suck at the online stuff?

I mean, really? Why?

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Kill Whitey.

too busy fighting and being cool to work internet properly.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Heres's Episode 2 of Jokes.

Jokes- Ep. 2 by Beeko180 9-07-08

Hi, I'm tom. Welcome to the show where we tell very crude, very shrewd and very rude jokes. Yes Tom. What joke do have in store for us today? Here's my joke: What does a radio and Bob Dole have in common? What do they have in common tom? The End By James. When Bob Dole isn't singing in the shower he's talking. When a radio isn't singing it's talking. HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS ONES SO STUPID I CAN HEAR BOB DOLE TALKIG LIKE A RADIO IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!

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What's your comment on this one:

Romeo And Juliet- The Complete Skit by Beeko180 9-06-08

No part of this song can be reproduced and made as his/hers own unless you have the proper authorization to do so by James/ Beeko180. James V.R Pty Ltd © copyright 2008 But soft, what lies yonder window breaks wind. It is the east, and juliet is for fun. Arise my fun and kill my brother. Whom I am sick and pale of. That though her maid farts far more fair than she. but not my fart for she is envious. Her stinky stanky fart is making thee sick and green. And only farts will bear it. hold it in my love. It is my fart O it is my smelly fart. Oh that she knows it is It was ME! ________________________________ The End By James. Oh fart again, smelly angel. For thou fart is as glorious as it is the moon. As is a fricking messenger of hell. Unto the white-upturned ugly eyes. Of mortals fall forward to gaze upon your Boozum. When you stride you look like poo on fire. And a pig wizzing in the bushes

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I remember reading through dcomposed's comics and I found this hilarious comic abpout "piss". Have a read. I bet you'll laugh as hard as i did.

piss by dcomposed 8-15-08

I saw something beautiful today. What was it? As I was walking through the park I saw a guy taking a piss on a tree. His urine was making a rainbow. You have an unusual idea of beauty. Did you taste the rainbow?

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Here's Episode 3 of Jokes.

Jokes- My lantern is your wingy by Beeko180 9-07-08

Hi. HI. My lantern is your wingy. What the hell is wrong with you you sick freak!!!!! The End By James. I'm saying would your wingy is my lantern. It's my nightlight. Yeah will it's my nightstick and I'll use it to whack you in the face if you don't shut the hell up and get away from me!

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Here's Episode 4 of Jokes.

Jokes- I sold santa on eeee-bay by Beeko180 9-07-08

No part of this song can be reproduced and made as his/hers own unless you have the proper authorization to do so by James/ Beeko180. James V.R Pty Ltd © copyright 2008 I sold santa on eeeeeeee-bay for fifty-eight bucks I sold santa on eeeeeeee-bay The price, it really sucked The End By James. I sold snta on E-BAYY And I gave it to Whosucks

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What's your comment on this comic?

Romeo And Juliet- The Complete Skit by Beeko180 9-06-08

No part of this song can be reproduced and made as his/hers own unless you have the proper authorization to do so by James/ Beeko180. James V.R Pty Ltd © copyright 2008 But soft, what lies yonder window breaks wind. It is the east, and juliet is for fun. Arise my fun and kill my brother. Whom I am sick and pale of. That though her maid farts far more fair than she. but not my fart for she is envious. Her stinky stanky fart is making thee sick and green. And only farts will bear it. hold it in my love. It is my fart O it is my smelly fart. Oh that she knows it is It was ME! ________________________________ The End By James. Oh fart again, smelly angel. For thou fart is as glorious as it is the moon. As is a fricking messenger of hell. Unto the white-upturned ugly eyes. Of mortals fall forward to gaze upon your Boozum. When you stride you look like poo on fire. And a pig wizzing in the bushes

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Here's Episode 3 of Saiten and his offspring.

Satan & His Offspring- #3 by Beeko180 9-07-08

Ohhh honey! Is that your elbow- No - Ohhhhh huh-huh-huuh No its not that either. Son sometimes when a man and a women love each other. They can get a bit y-ou know. Tellytubbies? The End By James. Oh how do I explain this to a toddler.... ♪♪ When a man loves a women. they hop in bed together and have a one night stand!!!!!! ♪♪

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Here's Episode 54 of The A.R.B Collection.

The A.R.B Collection- #54 by Beeko180 9-07-08

One very bad dream of harry potters. Almost there. Almost at the black door! YES I'M AT THE DOOR. And so I was talking to Voldemort and he said that the kid is eventually gonna find the door. Shut the hell up!!!!!!!!!!! *whack* *whack* REPEAT IT HE WILL NOT FIND THE FREAKIN DOOR!!!! he- The End By James. YES I'M AT THE DOOR Will find the door? Oh your gonna freakin die now!

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Here's Episode 55 of The A.R.B Collection.

The A.R.B Collection- #55 by Beeko180 9-07-08

A true stroy about an even in someone's life. 3 people are in a bathroom. One's in the shower. I'm One's cleaning their teeth. And the third person is talking to the one in the shower......... *shower noise* *huck* *spit* *shower noise* How come he get's to spit in the shower and I don't? Because you would miss it! But I promise i'll look down when I spit. The End By James. You'll end up spitting on the wall. No I won't look how hygenic I am when I clean my teeth. *licks toothpaste tube*

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Here's 6 Episodes of my newest series When you Marry you expect love.

When you marry you expect love- Ep. 1 by Beeko180 9-07-08

Here's a very serious comic............. Honey I know we're in love but sometrhings been bothering me. What ios it My chocolate bunnykins You keep being rasict. I'M NOT RASCIST YOU FREAKING NIGGER I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOT MY LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This serious comic is To be continued This is what I mean.

When you marry you expect love- Ep.2 by Beeko180 9-07-08

Look honey it's been a real real ugly ride. F@#$K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What? YOU BLACK HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To be continued...................... If I was gay how come I married you? TO cover it UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When you marry you expect love- Ep. 3 by Beeko180 9-07-08

Honey. I've decided to make it up to you and buy you pizza. Oh really. Why thank you honey bunny. In turn You must answer my question. What is the q2uestion. Are you on drugs? I am taking narcotics if thats what you mean. I also smoke pot.

When you marry you expect love- Ep. 4 by Beeko180 9-07-08

Now honey I'm going to knock you out with this steel baseball bat and drag you to the psychotic ward over at the hospital. What did you say I'm sorry I thinbk I have an insane voice in my head. *WHACK* The End By James. Time to drag the body to the car.

When you marry you expect love- Ep. 5 by Beeko180 9-07-08

On second thoughts why won't I just take her out to the curb. Nah, too easy.

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Here's the 6th Episode of When youi marry you expect love.

When you marry you expect love- Ep. 6 by Beeko180 9-07-08

So doctor what has she been diagnosed with? I'm afraid she has Psychotic Brain Malfunction disorder Oh, so that would explain all the rascist comments. Pretty much yes. Oh shes also pregnant. The End. SHES WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes aparently she has fifty babys in her womb.

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What do you think 0f this 0ne?

A very exotic scene.......... by Beeko180 9-07-08

Look I told you we shouldn't have gone out of the house at 12:00 pm in the middle of the fricken night. Well I'm not the one who came out of the house because I was too scared to go to the toilet next to a damn spider. I mean who in hell would- What the HELL!!!!!!!! Come on. BURN! BURN!

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Here's Episode 1 of My Friend Got Mauled By A Bear.

My Friend Got mauled by a bear. by Beeko180 9-08-08

Stupid damn leaf. I can't believe I got kicked off of the fricken bus. Now I have to walk across africa. GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAR I'M A BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Here's Episode 2 of My Friend got mauled by a Bear.

My Friend Got Mauled By A Bear. by Beeko180 9-09-08

I better get going. I'm late for my massage therapy. I gotta get to work! Oh hi willy. How are you? ednough of me what the hell happened to you?! To be continued........ I got mauled by a bear. And?

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Here's Episode 3 of My Friend Got Mauled by a bear.

My Friend Got Mauled By A Bear. Episode 3 by Beeko180 9-09-08

And? I better get going. The End By James. Wait up dood! Where are you going. You said you'd help me have a bath today yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's this one like to you?

When you stop talking. by Beeko180 9-11-08

I can't believe you honey. Your like a shrink, when you stop talking you die! What!!! So I think we're done here miss. Ok so here's the money I owe you. Two dollars. The End By James. Wow must have been the most He's ever been given. either that or he stopped talking.

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Here's a comic inspired by seanator.

Famous Debates- Inspired by Seanator. by Beeko180 9-11-08

I have slept with ten women I have slept with 29 women and 1 man. I have overpopulated Goodna. I have overpopulated America The End. I have six moles on my back. I have a freckle on my weewee.