AHHHHHH HONEY THE STOVES ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOO HA HA HA GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever thought of actually walking through the door when you come home from work?
I dunno I was too busy trying to scare the hell out of you to even notice. HEH HE HE HE HEH HEH HEH HEH HEHE heh heh heh he he he hehe hehe he ehe he he
Honey if you don't stop scaring the hell out of me all the time I'm gonna have to ring your mother and tell her how much of a bad boy you've been. Do you want that?