50553

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Megaton B-Boy 2000 will return...

50637

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Trust No One

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my_fawn_has_diarrhea vs. megaton_b_boy2000
[list=1][*] Do not use the letter e (or E).
[*] The character or prop on the left of the frame must always be taller than the one on the right.
[*] Time travel must be involved.
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fuck this by my_fawn_has_diarrhea 1-05-02

watt yuo wont, yuo ulgi littal man? i wont to rapp pippuls frum lawng agoo. go in makchiin, it wil taik yuo to roamin orggi. This nutt roam! iam diansour. iam giong to ait yuo. no thtanks, i wont mi saxs unconsintual.

Foxy Lady by megaton_b_boy2000 1-06-02

Amazing! My flux capacitor is fully working! I can now go back to our past! Cool! Dr Brown, can I go on a trip to Woodstock? I want to catch my idol Jimi. I'm not happy it's fully working just now, Marty, but if you insist. Huzzah! I'm going to the past! Huh- aaarrrgh! It burns! Finally! I'm rid of his Jimi fixation. I don't know how that fool can stand his guitar wailings all day.

Judges????

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One more for you judges!

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cheryl_bork vs. big_evil_deciever
[list=1][*] Every dialogue box must have a word of at least 11 letters.
[*] No coed frames -- each panel must be either men-only or women-only.
[*] Begin the strip with either a horrible accident or a brutal murder.
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Extinctions among us by cheryl_bork 1-05-02

I wonder what happens when I pull one of these nipple-rings... Did you hear about Spankling? He has the distinction of being the first man to ignite himself with his own gas. Figures. Anyone that thinks that the coexistence of two SC personas can be pulled off was bound for an embarrassing end. That should teach that cuntspanker!

Prelude to a vivisection by big_evil_deciever 1-06-02

What's the deal? Why are you trying to keep Maura and I apart? It's not like they actually proved that she eviscerated her last boyfriend. I don't know... she's cute and all, but look! Can't you see the malevolence in her smile? Hey there Phillip, ready to_paint_the_town_red? (::Ooooh, such imagery really gets me lubricating.::)

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megaton_b_boy2000 and big_evil_deciever

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Dad was flammable

m_b_b2000 and b_e_d

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If you read this, you're crap.

megaton and cheryl

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

megabork

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Oh yeah, you're supposed to vote using your usual handle, aren't you? Oh well. The Earth abides.

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If you read this, you're crap.

Bogart votes my_fawn_fucks_diarrhea and cherry_pork.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Fawn has a cute ass and Judge Cheryl Bork.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

50809

Yes you are, so I'm not counting that vote. Sneak in a vote under your other name at some point ... if you haven't already.

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I vote for Megaton B-Boy and Big Evil Deciever

my_fawn and big_evil.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I'll take a megaton McHappy Meal, and a side order of deceiver, thanks.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Yum. That sounds good. I'll have the same as he's having.

(Megaton and BigE.D.)

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

That megaton_deciever sure was funny.

megaton and Big evil Deciever

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

50831

(( my directors are -- david lynch - quentin tarantino - william castle -- just in case you didnt spot them ))

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shhh!!! dont tell the ayatollah im here!!!

CHERYL BORK AND MY FAWN HAS DIARRHAEA!

"Cuntspanker"

superb

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

50852

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Have a positronic day.

big_gay_deceiver and (even though it was hard to read) fawn_with_anal_leakage

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Fawn and Cheryl.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I'll give a few more hours for stragglers to vote on the open contests. Meanwhile, I proudly present:

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picachu vs. SalmanRushdie
[list=1][*] Each panel must contain the name (surname or full name - not just first name) of a famous movie director. It does not have to be a proper noun in context, and can be in the form of a pun. A different one in each panel, please.
[*] Exactly one Prop in each panel.
[*] The comic takes place in Japan.
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Mystery Cup: Direct from Tokyo by pikachu 1-07-02

Somewhere in Japan: I think I make happy fun personal website with new computer. Hmm, how I turn this web Cameron? There, I think everything working now. Fun luck, I have visitor message! Turn around and drop panties! I want to Lucas! You bad person! This not that kind of website! I only let you peek at my Hello Kitty. Super fun time! Now jump on bed and make noises like you a possessed Crowe!

Mystery Cup - Accidental Encounter by SalmanRushdie 1-07-02

In a quiet Tokyo home, late at night... My parents would lynch me if they knew I was talking to boys on this thing, but you're so cool! We have so much in common... Wow, you like Tarantino, too! ... So what's your favourite colour? ... Yeah, I like their music, but their older stuff was better. ... Wow, me too! That's amazing! In a dark mountain-top castle... It's like we've known each other intimately for years, isn't it?

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