Here in Maryland, such flammable liquids as Cleveland water are highly controlled.

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Actually, I am currently experiencing the nastiest ear infection I've ever had. I have gotten about 4 hours sleep over the last 3 days due to the pain.

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I guess I lucked out, because I just had a pretty mild one that made its way from one ear to the other over the last two weeks or so. I hope the doc gives you lots of nice drugs so you can get back to the work of posting prefab comix.

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My wife just got over a mild version of the same thing, too. I hate her. And you, too.

The doc gave me oral antibiotics, topical antibiotics, and VICODIN! YAY! The vicodin, combined with my sleep deprivation, should make for some fun delerium. It's too bad Gabe broke the strip creator.

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Is that what they're calling it these days...? :)

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Here in Maryland, such flammable liquids as Cleveland water are highly controlled.

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Another Marylander?! Apparently our dorky little state is a prolific source of pedantic dweebs with a warped sense of humor. We rock! Sorta. OK, we don't rock. Bite me.

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Another Marylander?! Apparently our dorky little state is a prolific source of pedantic dweebs with a warped sense of humor.

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Thanks for stopping by and saying hi, you antisocial fuck. :)

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By the way, my plans to move back to Cleveland in the fall have unfortunately been postponed indefinitely. I guess I'll have to continue to admire gabe from afar instead of anear.

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By the way, my plans to move back to Cleveland in the fall have unfortunately been postponed

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The Cleveland-Baltimore Axis shall rule the Strip Creator.

At any rate, now we know where to hold the First Annual CSC Orgy. I mean Convention.

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Goddammit. I signed on so I could ping this thread and find out when skagg was planning to give us the rules for the final match, and found that crabby had beaten me to it on the Inaugural Comic Cup thread.

Grr.

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Cleveland is a very nice town, actually. We have the amenities of a big city with a lot of the neighbourhood and local feel of a small town. Property is fuck off cheap in a lot of decent neighbourhoods. Great restaurants, attractions, live entertainment, a theatre district, relatively little crime for a major urban area, ADSL and Cable access, some truly jaw-dropping architecture, (mostly on the East Side), and a symphony orchestra that is repeatedly said to be the finest in the world in every publication that deals with classical music.

The river hasn't caught fire for decades. It now has fish and ducks in it. We have some of the most peaceful integrated urban areas anywhere, and a very diverse population base. We have several major sports teams, host many financial and industrial headquarters, and the weather sucks cheese.

And I only live there 5 months out of the year.

The bitter cold, shitty, snowy freezing ones.

Love,

bunner

Up here,
On an island,
In a bar,
Doing two shows a day forever,
Noticing that there's no Chinese food here.

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Anyone else here from Arizona?

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And Doug Duncan!

(Yup, I'm from that side of the tracks.)

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And there's a restaurant in Cleveland that boasts the best tiramisu in the whole damn Rust Belt!

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Really? Where?

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I dunno about the one with the best tiramisu, but I really liked and heartily suggest The Mad Greek in the heights for greek and indian style food at a reasonable price.

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I dunno, but Joe Queenan made fun of it.

See, he had this snotty waiter with a ponytail. The waiter tried to entice Joe into ordering desert by boasting that they had the best tiramisu in Cleveland. This struck Joe as lame. Why not say you have the best tiramisu in the whole damn Rust Belt?

This was maybe the only pretentious person Joe ran into in Cleveland. He attributes Cleveland's refreshing humility to its longstanding status as a losing football town.

Fuck tiramisu anyhow.

PS: I liked Cleveland.

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Someone with a name like Joe Queenan shouldn't be making fun of anyone.

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Hey, Gabe: Get your ass to BD's Mongolian Barbeque in Cleveland Hts. And watch out for the Nazi cops.

Love,

bunner

P.S: There's this really cool little joint that nobody knows about on, like, W.80th or W.86th, north of Detroit where it dead ends into Lake Rd. Over in the white trash crack district. It's called Snickers. Look it up. The food is AMAZING. Oh.... and the real Ferris Steak House is on 80th and Detroit. The one downtown is for nouveau riche yuppie fucks.

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Mongolian BBQ made me change my shirt because it had a profanity on it. I got a free t-shirt out of the deal(which I never wear cause it just pisses me off all over again), but the fascist owner never answered the very well-written letter I sent him. The manager was pretty cool about the whole thing, and I felt bad for him, but the policy that required him to ask me to change my shirt or leave (after having gotten my food and just before putting the first bite in my mouth) was pretty ridiculous.

The food does kick ass, though.

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Mongolian BBQ made me change my shirt because it had a profanity on it. I got a free t-shirt out of the deal(which I never wear cause it just pisses me off all over again), but the fascist owner never answered the very well-written letter I sent him. The manager was pretty cool about the whole thing, and I felt bad for him, but the policy that required him to ask me to change my shirt or leave (after having gotten my food and just before putting the first bite in my mouth) was pretty ridiculous.

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And for the Maryland crew, there's also one in Bethesda that I'm quite fond of. Never witnessed any outbreaks of fascism there, though I once had dinner there on Happy Happy Silly Foil Hat Night.

Full list of BD's locations at http://www.bdsmongolianbarbeque.com/locations.html"> http://www.bdsmongolianbarbeque.com/locations.html.

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Those fucking Nazis had the gall to ask me to leave just because I took my pants off to eat. The nerve of them!

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*cough**cough* "Underwear." *cough*

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Also for DC-area Marylanders: You might already know about the Burmese restaurant (one of the few in the whole country) in Chinatown. It's called "Burma." Mrs. Boorite and I noticed a change in quality there and sort of drifted away. Then we noticed another Burmese place called "Mandalay," right down the street from us in College Park. We chanced it, and lo! it was just like the old Burma. Found out Burma's former chef now works at this place (co-owns it, I think). It's in a donut shop on Highway 1, right side if you're northbound, between Greenbelt Rd. and 495.

Try the sour mustard plant and pork. They don't have tiramisu.

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Yeah... uh... Gabe? The next time you eat, consider putting the food in your mouth and not up your ass. Not only will you be able to keep your pants on (a blessing all around) but the restaurant will not need to steam-clean your chair.

Remember, just because it eventually comes out that way doesn't mean it need to go in that way.

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Well, I just didn't expect it from a resturant with BDSM in its name.

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