He certainly has a way with words.

Sir Benga "has" the internet by Contraband 2-22-02

Sir Benga "has" the internet So this is the internet gizmo I've been hearing about. I'm so glad I finally have the internet. I have no idea what I'm doing. I really need some help. Maybe if I type AOL I can get on the World Wipe Wedge. At least I have the lingo down. If you can shorten a word with a letter or symbol, do it C:/DOS Who is this DOS guy, and why is he want to "C" my "colon"?

Most of this guy's stuff is actually entertaining.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

This guy seems to know some inside jokes. Was he a regular at one point?

The rest off his stuff seems to waver between mildly entertaining and painfully stupid.

The joke guy tells another joke! by Happycakeman 1-02-02

Hey you i got a joke for ya! What did the quadraplegic, blind guy with aids get for christmas? I dont know Cancer! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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"Old" is the old new.

He was an idiot.

We buried him at the bottom of the red sea.

?spelling of "tobor"?

What If? by gabe_billings 4-23-01

What if Tabor had won? Well Mr. Tabor... You've snuck by the two favorites in a surprising move to become the next president. How do you feel? RAAAARR! TABOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! I see. And just how will this move benefit the people of America? Tabor sees major cuts in defense spending, with more emphasis on education and the environment. Really? No, not really. All funding will go toward cornholing hu-mans.

Do a search for "Tabor" on this site and you'll see the resolution of this question.

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What others say about boorite!

So that's why Gabe is Tobor.

Convincing... by Radium_X 6-04-02

Clango, you must help! What's the matter Red? Hu-mans do not wish to commit suicide! Red, Humans have to be SAD to commit suicide. Happy people don't usually kill themselves. The bus is ALWAYS late, you fool! Kill Yourself! Freak....

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I didn't find this entirely at random, but close enough.

98x88x93x2x4x7= l300l3L355 by petratheangel 6-14-02

What has 3 legs and lives on a farm? The McCartney's *gasp* lol

The rest of her catalog is... well, there are a few laughs in there, but I'm not sure they're worth the pain.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I shouldn't admit to this, but this actually made me laugh.

Jesus by MadMan 10-09-01

Them fuckers at Metal-Is nailed me back up on the cross! I can no longer troll their site! GOOD! You were leaving your warm, creamy, wank stains on my keyboard anyway! I challenged them and FAILED! I was DENIED salvation! h "MetalManiax" cannot be destroyed! Drink their blood and YOU BECOME ONE OF THEM! I GOT YOUR RAGING COCK SERPENT RIGHT HERE, MOTHER FUCKER!

I think it was the last panel what did it...

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Chit-Chat by bbaenen 1-25-01

What brings you here? I sacrificed my life for peoples sins. I'm such a poser.

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"Old" is the old new.

The Reaper by Phanatic 1-10-02

Hi. Ummmm. Hi. So... what brings you here? Right. Stupid question.

This was the most amusing one I found today:

Mating Calls Gone Wrong by balan 3-29-01

woof! You're cute, want to go home with me? My husband's there, but he and I play around. We could show a cute cub like you a good time! oh god... Don't you think you should ask someone their name before inviting them back to your house? You were really cute til you started talking. Trust me, the feeling is way past mutal.

Balan did a bunch about the bear scene. I found them disturbing and therefore amusing.

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What others say about boorite!

This one is done by some guy calling himself "wirthling":

CCIX #11 by wirthling 7-09-02

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Jesus explains why he's so popular on the strip creator. by FenrisWolf 4-15-01

Jesus. So, why do you think you are so popular on the strip creator? I think it's a comment on the hypocracy and coruption of the church, and the inacurracies of the bible. It's the kind of drivel people only believe if they have it beaten into them. So now peoples minds are controlled by the media, you and the church have become a laughing stock. Can you do anything about it? Well I'm working on sequel to the bible but I'm doing it as a rap album. In it I accuse my father of betraying me and getting me topped...again...oh, um, and getting me into drugs and being a whore.

The rest of this guy's stuff is shit.

little treasure by crypt 2-10-02

Linda are you on that bloody computer again? mom call me sevenof9 you go and speak to her, she wont listen to me i'll show her what for oh linda...daddy's here... *sigh* i'll setup the web cam

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"Old" is the old new.

The rest of this guy's stuff is hit and miss, but he has a few other good ones. This is the one that caught my attention on the front page:

When All Else Fails, Use Default Settings. by Roman 9-17-01

Oh no, don't mind us... No, no, go right ahead and continue jerking off.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Not found here, but at http://sinfest.net/ , one of my favourite webcomics...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Gedanken über Selbstmord.... by fuxmajor 8-09-01

Ich kann nicht mehr. Ich werde mich jetzt umbringen! ICH HABE GESAGT: ICH BRINGE MICH JETZT UM! Warum will mich keiner aufhalten?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Default #2 by m477 3-30-02

Today on Default! We're going to discuss a very serious topic. Masturbation! And how to do it safely. Rule #1 Do not slap your penis on wooden objects with sharp pieces of metal sticking out of it.

I'm not sure why I find this guy's stuff so entertaining.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

It's funny and I found it but not at random or on here.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

He doesn't seem to have a very high opinion of the French:

Ein herrlicher Tag.... by fuxmajor 8-10-01

Wow, was für ein wundervoller Tag! Die Sonne scheint, die Vögel zwitschern.... Hallo! Ist das nicht ein herrlicher Tag? Parlez-vous francais? Danke, daß du meinen Tag ruinierst....

So he's not all bad.

I was shocked to notice something I'd never noticed before on this site, given the amount of time I spend here.

I was on the "front page" flicking through random comics when Part 4 of a series about "Wavy Davy" appeared, I checked the name of the author and the name was "deleted comic", however, I forgot to "open link in new window" when I clicked on the author's name and I lost the random comic.

Is there an explaination for this weirdness? Is there a thread where everyone has already discussed this and I've just been too ignorant to notice?

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Dad was flammable

I caught part of that series too. Shortly afterwards, two conservatively dressed men in shades pulled up in a black sedan and attempted to "nueralize" me. What gives?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"