The Clown and I by Darren 8-03-02

Like Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors... or the mighty rainbow that purifies the hearts after a rain... but in the end, nothing but a fucking clown.

Not random... a friend of mine. But it still made me giggle.

/benny/

---
My metaphors are metafives...

god i love stereotypes by pandacore 1-13-02

yeah, he told me his dad's a trucker. Trucker? What does one truck on the island of Hawaii? Pineapples. Back and forth.

The classic "pregnant pause".

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I fear that my post at the bottom of the last page will go unnoticed, please go back and read it.

---
Dad was flammable

If you're afraid it might go unnoticed here, maybe you ought to post it in "Bug Reports".
That way, you can at least be sure it will go unnoticed.

---
"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I think I know who Mr_Jass is now...

Not a ghost of a chance by Mr_Jass 7-30-02

Hi, I am Nate's thought process. Watch me sneak up on someone. boo. HOLY SHIT, I WANT MY MOMMY!

"Mommy"? Well, it certainly isn't me...

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I think I know who JrnymnNate is now...

---
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Not random. A friend of mine. But funny anyways.

Jesus and Death Play a Game! by Sephiroth84 7-29-02

Thanks for visiting me, Death. It gets so lonely out here, sometimes... IT'S NO PROBLEM. I NEEDED SOME FRESH AIR, ANYHOW. Hey! Now that you're here, we can play that fun guessing game thing. Okay... what am I? ... Damnit... I'M A TREE! Isn't it obvious!? YOU TRULY ARE SUPERIOR AT THIS DELIGHTFUL GAME, SIR.

Jesus and Death Play a Game!: Part 2 by Sephiroth84 7-29-02

Go on... Your turn, Death. OH... OKAY, THEN. GUESS WHAT I AM? ... ... The end of life? The collector of souls? The reaper of spirits? BRILLIANCE AS USUAL, SIR.

quote:

---

I think I know who JrnymnNate is now...

---

Funny, Random and On Here:

Huzzah by boorite 8-06-02

What do you get when you cross ObiJo with a tennis racket? What? Rotator cuff tendinitis! That sounds painful. Why would you want to do that, anyway?

... by ObiJo 8-06-02

What's wrong, rite? I have rotator cuff tendinitis. Is that like syphillis. Only higher. And those delightful secretions? Negatory.

Blood Sports by KajunFirefly 8-06-02

Uh, Boorite, what's with all the blood dribbling down your leg? I crossed ObiJo with a tennis racket. But I thought that gave you Rotator Cuff Tendenitus? Oh, I got that alright, but then ObiJo gave me a Golf Club Colonoscopy. So, what happens when you cross Boorite with a golf club? If you help Obi get the bowling ball out of his mouth, he'll tell you.

---
Dad was flammable

This guy's been around for over a year, made a ton of comics, and this is the first time I've seen his stuff.

The UBoCS comic: It's on now Santa by Speez 1-24-02

Ho, Ho, Ho little boy. Yeah, you would know about "hos". Anyways, how could you give CP a Gamecube and not an Xbox. Well, you see the Gamecube is priced lower, the memory cards are cheap, the controller is nice, and the simple games are great for young CP. Those are all good points. I'm just glad you didn't say... Anyways, Nintendo rocks cause it's just Nintendo. And Microsoft sucks cause they made windows. Oh, it's on now Santa.

---
"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Good Vs. Evil - End Battle! by DaveMonkey 3-18-02

"Return to Hell, Nut-juice of Satan!" "Not a chance!" "SIMON SAYS Return to Hell, Nut-juice of Satan!" "That's better..."

---
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

When will the suffering end? by Epiphany 1-28-01

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? hahahahahahaha hahaha. Yeah, good one. Man this sucks. Tell me about it.

---
If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

this is not a tv show by ff3j 6-28-01

i love myself! i oil myself! i'm gay.

Generic Title by go3nzo 2-13-02

Yyyyyeah. What *is* this?

It's a comic that was deleted by Brad.

---
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

I thought the deleted ones were all dated 12-31-69, and also have no author. This one has an author and a real date.

That is usually caused by smart arses trying to hack Brad's code, insert their own art, shit like that.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Can I PLEASE get an explanation about the "deleted comic" account?

(see previous page)

---
Dad was flammable

Random front page from the bunner...

I wish he would get some time and a reliable connection and get his arse back here...

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Mercy Killing by stingo13 1-18-01

I was up all night last night, trying to think of sentences that no one has ever said before. "Which scoundrel has stolen my gummi doorknob and placed it in the mop bucket?"

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

It's a conspiracy, isn't it?

---
Dad was flammable

Simple Question - Part I by Railz333 4-02-02

Excuse me, is that the last beer? ummm....

SImple Question - Part II by Railz333 4-02-02

uhhh....

Simple Question - Part III by Railz333 4-02-02

Yeah, I think it is. And did I not call the last beer about 2 minutes ago? umm...

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

This had me in stitches:

Ess Kar Gogh by gabe_billings 5-28-02

So this snail walks into a car dealership and says, "I want one of these. But I need you to do something special for me. I want you to paint a big 'S', right on the hood." And when you're done, paint an 'S' on the roof, and a couple more on the doors. The salesman did what he asked and the snail laid down his money and zoomed off in his new car. "Wow," the salesman exclaimed to a coworker. "Will you look at that fucking snail? How does he drive without any fucking hands?"

---
Dad was flammable

I got this one today when I connected to stripcreator. A damn sight better than most I am exposed to upon visiting this site. I checked and this person only did a few comics before disappearing. A few were good, and several were awful.

The Boxing by Firesprite 2-08-01

Lennox Lewis WINS AGAIN! I'm disappointed! That only lasted 4 minutes! Good! now you know how I feel!

---
"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka