A Fetish For Pony Tails by ragu4u 2-13-10

At the Drive-In Movie Oh wow! That was the greatest sex I ever had. I told you how good it would be. It's just still kinda taboo, ya know? Chill out. How about some music, lover boy? OK! What do you like. "The Beastiality Boys", of course!

Nice Save by ragu4u 2-14-10

Hey baby, merry Chr..... It's February 14th, Ralph! ...alentine's Day! Chralentine's Day, Ralph? How do you like my "Cupid" outfit?

At A Loss For Words by ragu4u 2-14-10

What you doing here, ragu4u? Today Valentine's Day! Well, you see, I...uh...well I..um..... You no got Valentine? Well, you see, I...uh...well I..um..... I bet girl in halter top, mini-skirt & fishnet nylons who just leave with $100...I bet she you Valentine, huh? Well, you see, I...uh...well I..um.....

New Girl On "The Block" by ragu4u 2-15-10

Hey there, foxy mama. Welcome to ....H & R Block. Um....are you the tax doer guy? Oh yeah, baby. I'm the doer guy alright. Well can you do me next? I'll do ya whenever & where ever you want. Did you bring spread sheets? Did I bring sheets? We are still talking taxes here, right?

How Quickly They Unremember by ragu4u 2-16-10

That's right. Two million dollars and we at EMI will sell you this "Abbey Road" studio, that was famed by The Beatles. You guys are broke, aren't you? Well, we uh..... And who the hell are The Beatles?

Spaced Out

Feeling cramped, Holly? This panel isn't big enough for the two of us, Jon!

by ragu4u, 2-16-10

Politcally Incorrect Game Show by ragu4u 2-16-10

Ok Orville, how many will it take? I reckon I kin do it in one shot. Seconds Later.... Well ladies and gentlemen, Orville did it. He's today's winner of "Maim That Coon!"

Getting To Know You by ragu4u 2-17-10

Yo dude. You be a Shaker or a Quaker? Actually, I'm a Mennonite. Say wha..? A Mennonite. Well if you be a man at night, what you be in the day...a woman? A Transvestsexualite?

Seven, Going On Forty by ragu4u 2-17-10

Would you like to pull my finger, sweetie? Would you like a barbed wire colonoscopy, pork chop? That sure took the fun out of it.

Would You Believe? by ragu4u 2-18-10

Did you EVER, in your wildest dreams, think the "Olympics"... ...would be outdone by a show like "American Idol"? Well, first off... ...what are olympics?

HAHA! Sadly, this isn't far from the truth. I recently went back to college and these 18 - 25 year olds don't know crap for history (or spelling!)

When did I become so old? :(

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Crash Course In Protesting by ragu4u 2-18-10

Hey mister, is that airplane up there heading into the IRS building? Wha? Oh WOW! Sometime I wonder why I bother, kid.

Losing Control

If you say..."My dying on the cross saved your bacon."... one more time, I'll scream.

by ragu4u, 2-19-10

ragu4u Goes To Confession by ragu4u 2-19-10

Father Joe, ya gotta forgive me for making sacreligous comics again. Aw ragu4u, me boy, God is big enough to take a few good hearted pokes. Ya think so? Absolutely, me boy. I remember when I joked about Jesus having sex with John the Baptist. God forgave you for that? I haven't confessed it till now but I'm sure he finds it hilarious. Say, do you hear that buzzing?

Similarly Different by ragu4u 2-20-10

Finally...solitude! Time passes... Where did he come from? Where did he come from? ...and passes Finally...solitide!

The Pondering Squirrel by ragu4u 2-20-10

I wonder what happened to the rest of that bench? Oh, bummer.

Hunting the Black Bear

Do you really think...? Trust me. It's called "intimidation"!

by ragu4u, 2-20-10

Don't You Hate It When...? by ragu4u 2-21-10

One for "Shutter Island", please. That film sucks. At the end the guy... Oh no! I'll get my own popcorn.

Desire by ragu4u 2-21-10

Then, the little ruffian grabbed my breasts & lifted my skirt... ...tearing down my thong and pounding my ass with his meaty rod. And then he left? Yes he did...as soon as I told him he was dismissed. I see.

The Pedophile Afterlife by ragu4u 2-21-10

I banish thee to hell, yee nasty pedophile. You think I care? Sheeet! I'll still be tappin dem young boy's asses. I'll see that you're the youngest one there. Say wha...?

Go With Your Gut by ragu4u 2-21-10

Hey big spender... ...buy us a drink? Damn...I had a feeling this was gonna be a clip joint.

Junior Achievement (2010) by ragu4u 2-21-10

You looky fo good time, fat boy? Maybe. Let me just turn & get a look at the merchandise. Me love you, long time. My Lord! You're just a child. This is repulsive & perverted. You think so, huh? OK...price just double.

Oriental Work Ethic by ragu4u 2-22-10

Toyota HQ .... Japan I need break, boss. Quiet, slave...or I pull out finger nails. But boss, this auto has many flaws & is unsafe. Quiet, dumb ass. Americans hear you and stop buying. You can blame it all on American workers in American factories, boss. I bow to your obvious business savy. Now go eat you're daily bowl of rice, bitch.

What Adrenaline Can Do by ragu4u 2-22-10

Reach for the stars, pal! Yeow!!! Where the...? And reach them, he did! I hope this is high enough.

Sadly, It's Supply & Demand by ragu4u 2-23-10

A Doctor's Office in Philadephia Hello, Mrs. Scumbagchenko. Aren't you the pediatrician accused of 471 child molestations? ACCUSED is the key word, madame. Wanna go for an even 472? I'll make it very reasonable. One Hour Later..... What luck. She's barely pubescent. That lady just kidnapped me and now she says YOU'RE gonna check my oil. Oil? What oil?