Shhhh!!!!

...it.

Ha! Ha! You said "shit"!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ha! Ha!

Swearing is so funny!

I'm gonna TELL!!! And you're gonna get in TROUBLE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

ArtemisStrong was trying to seduce me today.

He sent me these pictures hoping to entice me into a clandestine meeting on some lonely interstate.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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ArtemisStrong was trying to seduce me today.

He sent me these pictures hoping to entice me into a clandestine meeting on some lonely interstate.

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So how come all these sexy men aren't anywhere around here? I'm deprived, damnit!

I've fallen into Connecticut, and I can't get up!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I convinced my dad to send me some pictures of me during my formative years. Here's a sample. I'm guessing at some of the ages.

2 years old

6 years old

7 years old

11 years old

15 years old

17 years old

20 years old

28 years old

30 years old

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Nice moustache, Hulkster.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I love love love that mustache!

Now seeing pictures of gabe and comparing them to mine I am certain I would never call him an "asshat" to his face.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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20 years old

28 years old

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It's funny because I always assumed Gabe chose to be bald.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Luckily, this is the internet. We can call the asshat an asshat all we want!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Gabe did choose to be bald, and luckily that coincided with Gabe's head choosing to become bald.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Would those of us without a S.O. get to pick a champion?

Now I wanna know who took the picture and at what cheap motel.

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11 years old

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Now I wanna know who took the picture

I only wish I could afford to live in a cheap motel.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Great. Another person I'm gonna have to kill to get what I want.

Artemis was right. You really can see his ribs.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

They look delicious.

Great. Another person I'm gonna have to kill to get what I want.

Is one more going to make a big difference?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Well, it IS getting repetitious.