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aw, now i can't have a forum users avatar...
mine would have been exactly like KKP's
arms all dead weight...
detatched expression on his face...
shorts even in winter!
bah humbug

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More people should request icons that don't actually look like them.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Superb Dexx. That looks perfect.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Yeah Spankers, you're a great example of how that works out.

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Dad was flammable

Thank you.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

yeah, dexx could you change mine to be something like a big strapping beefcake of a man

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I agree with Spankling. If I stay around here long enough to feel I should have a character, I think I would like to be a gopher or a gremlin or something unusual.

Why was "it" the last word spoken? According to what tradition?

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Actually, the word was "It's..." followed by "The Liberty Bell March."

Okay... the actual word is supposed to have been "sack."

Now I have to go figure out another sig.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Please DexX don't make my character look like me. I'm not as fat and ugly as I look in my picture!!!

OK, actually I am.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

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I just realized something...

He's not wearing pants.

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i miss mother billings

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

I miss Babe_Billings.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Contrary to Appearance, KKP Does Get Emotional Sometimes by wirthling 1-22-02

Nice party, eh? Grrrmph. Lost your pants, too, eh? These are shorts, damn it! SHORRRRTTS!!!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, may aswell delete the character again, no comics going to be as good as that one.

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Dad was flammable

The no pants club by dcomposed 1-22-02

As you can see it's not a very lively club have a beer? nah

"youre looking at my pants arn't you?"
"your not wearing pants"
"oh yeah"

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Batman created by Bob Kane

At Last! by fuzzyman 1-22-02

At last! My army of torsoless clones is ready to take over the world! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Being Useful by itsclark 1-22-02

Creak. Slam! Get the damn door replaced already!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I...I love you, clark.

Brains! by fuzzyman 1-22-02

My, you're a strapping hunk of a man! Brains... Hmmm, the strong silent type, eh? Must... eat.. brains... Saaaay, you're not a brain-eating zombie, are you? BRAINS!!!

Hypnotic, Isn't It? by fuzzyman 1-22-02

You are under my hypnotic power! You will do whatever I say! I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY! I am your master! You will obey me! I WILL OBEY YOU, MY MASTER! Suck Wirthling! WIRTHLING SUCKS!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The Understudy by kaufman 1-22-02

It looks like you're writing a letter. Do you need any help? RAAAR! NAGEEK WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!! moh.

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KKP is the next Keanu Reeves!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You people are gods.

Damn, those strips are funny. :)

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The Perminator by kaufman 1-23-02

Honey, the choral society is having a costume party this Friday. Coming Soon: Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Fugueitive I'll be Bach.

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All are welcome - I love it! by kramer_vs_kramer 1-23-02

Good evening, and welcome to Wendy's Wacky World of Weirdness. My first guest today is Mr Poot, the human erection. Mr Poot was once a happy normal man, until one day he suffered a priapism that spread to the whole of his body. He is now totally rigid. Mr Poot, do you have a message for our viewers? Kill.... me ... now.

Crap compared to the others:

Enter Perm by jools 1-23-02

So Mr. Perm, how did you lose your penis? In an accident with a lightsaber and a dildo. Huh?!? Well you try finding the right stick and button in a dark room! So how come you still have a good sex life? Tobor is great at giving "things"!

I hope i get some constructive criticism.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.