I'd rather see the tantrum.

ivytheplant...ivytheplant...what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then I would have thrown a tantrum for you this very day. And if by chance an honest person like yourself should make enemies, then I would throw a tantrum for them, too. And then they would fear you.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I have entered biped's contest. I demand he enter my FTC or I shall throw a tantrum myself.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I entered it, but due to your threatening attitude, I did not give my entry a proper punchline.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I still want to see a tantrum, but only because I consider biped to be cooler than God.

Uh-oh--now whenever you're around, I'll be self-conscious and try to "act" cool.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm 21 today. One step closer to death. yay!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

In about 2, maybe 3 years, some song will come on that you think is pretty hip and current, and some little FUCKHEAD is going to go OMG I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT SONG IN LIKE FOREVER THAT'S SO OLD and then you will feel about as cool as I am.

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What others say about boorite!

I'm no fag.

Really. I mean, not that there's anything wrong with being gay. It's just that I'm not. Gay, that is.

I'm all man, if you know what I'm saying. I'm secure enough in my sexuality to accept Mandingo's sweaty man-love. So what? Doesn't make me gay. Does it?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

We share the same birthday, only 10 years apart. yay!

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I has a flavor!

We share the same birthday, only 10 years apart. yay!

Now tell him how none of the music you like is cool anymore so that he will be used to feeling like committing suicide when it actually happens to him.

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What others say about boorite!

i'm busy.

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obscenity filter is off

i got Twi_prime a pinball machine for her birthday. not because i pick a random stripcreator user to give pinball machines to each year, but because she insists on having sex with me. sloppy wet sex. the kind your mom had before she met your dad

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what if nigger meant kite

quote:

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I'm no fag.

Really. I mean, not that there's anything wrong with being gay. It's just that I'm not. Gay, that is.

I'm all man, if you know what I'm saying. I'm secure enough in my sexuality to accept Mandingo's sweaty man-love. So what? Doesn't make me gay.

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My mother is coming to visit tomorrow. And by tomorrow I mean later today because it's 4:30am. And the reason I'm still up at 4:30am instead of getting sleep is because if my house isn't spotless by the time she comes, I'll never hear the end of it. Though since I am giving her my old computer, so she might let me off the hook for not dusting my rock collection.

Oh yeah, she's also towing along her husband, the only man on earth who I despise. What makes it even worse is the man is so damned likable while he's making me feel like a worthless piece of slime.

i cant wait lolo :-(

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What others say about boorite!

I won last week's Hecklerspray Celebrity Haiku Competition. It was about Johnny Depp making an album of sea shanties to tie in with some butt-pirate movie.

This week, it's about Simon Cowell.

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What others say about boorite!

boorite takes the ball
army/navy in his mouth
they cover his spread

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what if nigger meant kite

IT'S ABOUT SIMON COWELL YOU CARD-HUSTLING MANWHORE

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What others say about boorite!

mandingo eats cock
braised in a tasty mansauce
testes on the side

mandingo likes to
whack it to simon cowell
lol faget

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What others say about boorite!

ivy and boorite
making love to each other
both thinking of me

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what if nigger meant kite

ivy and boorite
spending time with ivy's mom
while i play pinball

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what if nigger meant kite

Get it?
Punball?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

HYPNO-GIRL COMMANDS YOU TO ENTER THE NEW COMICS CONTEST.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.