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The sad thing is when I was in high school, I ran a Burger King. Veggie Whoppers used to be:
One Toasted Bun
Catsup
Mayo
Onions
Pickles
AND
A FUCKTONNE of lettuce.
Mmmm... not flamebroiled or any kind of goodness in that there hunk of crap.
When I was in high school, I slopped burgers for that place! (I wonder if you were my manager?) Of course, this way waaaaay back when the uniforms were sunny golden yellow and bright ORANGE - yuch!
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce,
special orders don't upset us,
all we ask is that you let us
serve it your way...
Have it your way, have it your way,
have it your way, at Burger King...
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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.â€
- The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)