Soup Complaint by LittleRocker 3-09-09

A waitress told me that there is a pube hair in your soup and that your very angry. Yes, I am angry, I've been waiting for ten minutes for a stupid soup, and then when I finally get it guess whats wrong? Sir were sor- I can't believe you'd have the nerve to serve me cold soup.

Unlucky Chen by LittleRocker 3-16-09

Look, Chen, it can't of gone that far. How do you know? It was right here twenty minutes ago. Things just move on, its the way of life. I told it to stay though! Look maybe you can beat the biggest ant contest next year ok.

Unlucky Chen by LittleRocker 3-16-09

Look, Chen, it can't of gone that far. How do you know? It was right here twenty minutes ago. Things just move on, its the way of life. I told it to stay though! Look maybe you can beat the biggest ant contest next year ok.

Hungry Officer by LittleRocker 1-04-09

Sir, you have a bit of tomato sauce on your shirt.. I've just been shot, and I need medical help right now! So, you don't have pizza? Nevermind.

The Seuss Proposition by biped 4-21-09

Would you eat them in a bookstore? Would you eat them with a crackwhore? I will not eat them in a bookstore. I will not eat them with a crackwhore. I will not eat them anywhere. I do not like them, Pubic Hare. Okay...fine. How 'bout outta this guy's asshole?

The Stupid Salesgirl by biped 4-21-09

"Larks' Tongues in Aspic", please. I'm sorry, sir. This is the record department, not the food court. Don't you have any King Crimson? I'll call Cosmetics and find out. Forget it. Just show me your Pink Floyd. HELP! SECURITY!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hot and Wet

by NooniePuuBunny, 4-28-09

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RCL no. 1981 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-29-09

Hey, did you hear the one about that postal worker who was posing as a man, but it turned out he really was a WOMAN? No... What happened? When the Post Office found out he was a she, they fired her on the spot, and had put in jail... On what charge? Male fraud! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA You DICK!

RCL no. 1982 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-06-09

According to this suicide note, the man shot himself because he'd been out of work for over a year... ...and felt he wouldn't be able to get a new job due to the bad econo-my. Seems like I hear of this hap- pening more and more these days. Well, that's one way to solve the unemployment problem!   !   What?

Doggy Mega-Bites by biped 5-26-09

OMIGOD!!! IT'S DOGGY MEGA-BITES, THE DOG WHO BITES EVERYBODY!!! Mom!!! Doggy Mega-Bites BIT me!!! Well, of course he did, sweetie. Doggy Mega-Bites bites everybody. Doggy Mega-Bites has never bited me. He will, Sis...he will.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1994 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-27-09

Um, this is where you spent most of your childhood? Yes. My dad was an assistant coroner for the County of Orange... And, this is where you learned every-thing you needed to know about being intimate with a woman? Yes. I think I'm starting to understand why you like me to lie perfectly still during sex... I'm getting a boner just standing here!

Hidden Valley Physics

Meanwhile, back at the ranch (dressing) This salad needs more gravitrons. Pass the ranch! I've been slaving over a hot rotor turbine all day, and thats all you can say to me?! I'm leaving you, Jake.

by NooniePuuBunny, 5-28-09

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Bad Captain--Supplemental by biped 5-30-09

Kirk to Enterprise! Beam down more security NOW! What are you doing? I'm seeing how many redshirts that giant monster can eat before it throws up! So far--LOTS! That does it. I'm reporting your actions to Starfleet. You do, and I'll tell everyone about your rotating Romulan butt pump. WHY, YOU--

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Trading: Milk for Calamari? by NooniePuuBunny 8-14-09

I want to bury my face in your tits! Only if I can bury my tentacle in your ass. okay... This doesn't seem to be a fair trade.

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More Fun at Work by NooniePuuBunny 10-09-09

So why do our customers who rent the dirty movies jizz all over them? They're upset we dont carry bukkake.

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RCL no. 2070 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-14-09

Did you know they canceled the office Halloween party? Yes. And, I feel as stupid as you do dressing up for nothing... You think YOU feel stupid? I spent $96,000 to look like this! You spent $96,000 for a fairy costume? No. The costume only cost me $39.95... I had to pay an evil scientist $95,960.05 to shrink me down to this size. ???

RCL no. 2071 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-14-09

What do you mean they canceled the office Halloween party? I spent $116,000 for this goddamn get up! You spent $116,000 on a bat suit? No. The bat suit was only $39.95. I paid an evil scientist $95,960.05 to shrink me down to this size! Really? Wait. That leaves $20,000... I spent that on flying lessons.

After You, My Dear Gaston by Steamrabbit 8-19-09

You're probably wondering why we're down here in the basement. Well... I'm going to shove you up against that filing cabinet and rape you. Uh... Actually *I* was going to rape you.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 2088 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-12-09

Where is he? I told him to meet me in the janitor's closet on the eighth floor... Where is she? She told me to meet her in the janitor's closet on the seventh floor... I am so horny! I was hoping for a quickie on my lunch break... She said she wanted a quickie on her lunch break... Fucking jerk! Fucking tease!

Groovy! - Oh brother, where art thou? by edoggydog 11-17-09

I bought one of those brother printers I saw on TV... Groovy! Uh, NOT groovy... The printer refused to make "colored" copies. And, it stopped working after one week!HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA...   !   Why, that cracker-ass motherfucker!

Smack-mata by Xuanwu 11-23-09

Oh, man, I'm really jonesin - Wait. Jesus Christ? Hey there. What are you doing in a crack alley? What's it look like! I'm mainlining heroin right into my palms! Wow. I didn't know you liked that stuff. Where do you think the stigmatas came from? Duh!

RCL no. 2108 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-02-09

Is that you, baby? Yes, dear... Did you go to that fertility clinic we heard about on the radio? The one that promised we would be "breeding like rabbits" in no time? Uh, huh. Well..? Do you want the good news or bad news first?

DTC #1: The New Fad by biped 12-16-07

It's official--COW-BUTTFUCKING is sweeping the nation! SMOKIN'!!! With my invisible binoculars, I kin spy on folks COW-BUTTFUCKIN'! With my invisible cow, I'm cow-buttfuckin' RIGHT NOW! THE SOUTH WILL COW-BUTTFUCK AGIN!!! I'M JUST "NUTS" ABOUT COW-BUTTFUCKIN'!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Spooningism by Namgubed 11-24-09

There he goes with "Tommy", the old brain-damaged cat the animal shelter gave him. Well, it just goes to show you - you get what you pay for. And there's rumors flying around that their relationship may be ... less than appropriate. Well, it just goes to show you - you pet what you're gay for.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

RCL no. 2112 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-22-09

What are you doing here? That victim there sold his soul to me six years ago, and I've come to collect... Yeah, but right before he took his last breath, he confessed all his sins and accepted me as his savior... So, technically, his soul belongs to me. Wow. This is quite the dilemma. How do you propose we resolve it? Um... "Rock, paper, scissors"? Cool. Best two out of three...

Sally's Ninth Level of Cuteness by biped 12-30-09

Guess what, Mommy? I just doo-dooed you a brand new yacht. Is that cute? Is it disgusting? Should I be worried for her sanity? God help me, I just don't know anymore... Awww...Sally just said that she "doo-dooed" me a brand new 60" HDTV with theater surround sound. Isn't that cute, Edna? Hmm? Yes, ha ha...it, err... OH MY GOD, ED, I DON'T KNOW!!! I DON'T KNOW!!! YAAAAAAAA!!! HAAA-HAAAAA!!! Guess what, Mommy? I just doo-dooed you a brand new strait-jacket. SLOBBER!!! BLUBBER!!! GLUBBER!!! DROOOOL!!!

Cat Skills by biped 12-31-09

Excellent... the subliminal messages I'm broadcasting are working. Thought you were pretty smart, eh, Autopsy Grenade Bomber? Well, I have just one thing to say to that... MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOOOOOW!!! ???What the fu**??? So...you just let the Autopsy Grenade Bomber get away? Me not want to catch crooks anymore, Chief! Me want TENDER VITTLES!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sally and Billy in: "Conspiracy" by biped 1-01-10

BLOW ME!!! (GASP!!!) SALLY!!! THAT'S VERY, VERY NAUGHTY!!! But, Mommy...I was just pretending to be a whistle. WHA--Oh! (whew!) Ha, ha! How CUTE!!! She fell for it. Cool! Now let's think of a cute way for you to tell her to go fuck herself.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.