You certainly blew something, that's for sure. Thanks, I owe ya one!

If I could, would you?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Only for certain people.

If I didn't say it, well, I'd still have felt it...Where's the sense in that?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

In a word: Space herpes.

Won't you come and save me? (save me)

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Why would I save someone quoting that pop-metal phlegm they call music?

Er.... Why would I save someone quoting that pop-metal phlegm they call music?

Because I'm naked.

Who here hasn't seen my boobs?

I havent (very thankfully). Nor do I have any desire to see them.

Why do men name their penises?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Because they recognize that the penis is a spineless but vigorous (carries its own luggage, for example) cute little man with a brain all its own.

Am I part of the cure, or am I part of the disease?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

If you are Robert Smith, you are part of The Cure. If you are starting your own band called The Disease, then you are part of them. If you are Chris Martin from Coldplay, bog off.

Should I try commuting 90 minutes a day to go to work, or sell my flat and move nearer to my office?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I think you may be a li'l bit of both, sugar.

My girl, my girl, don't lie to me, tell me where did you sleep last night?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

On the floor, on the floor, where the sun never... ehh... glores(?).

Of every person in the world, if you could kill one and get away with it, who would you kill?

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I has a flavor!

I'd revive that Atkins fucker and kill him again.

When will this low carb/no carb thing end?!?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

When fucking fat people stop trying to find backdoors to losing weight and just exercise.

What do you see when you look in my eyes?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

POONTANG!

What's that over there?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

That thing that fell out of Noonie's pocket that we still don't know what it is.

Why does my band director use digging through poop for a pony as an example of how our attitudes should be?

He thinks you should treat everyone like horse shit.

Ding or dong?

WANG!!

Who's gonna stop 200 balloons?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Your face!

WTF?

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=D

Traci Lords

Why is it more than a feeling?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

It's a groping, is why.

Say what?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I SAID your penis is in my coffee.

Are you strong enough to be my man?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm not even strong enough to be your bitch (though I will swallow every second thursday).

If I walked ten thousand miles and I walked ten thousand more, would you be the woman who'd suck my cock?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Sure, if you define "woman" loosely...

If I was your girlfriend, would you remember to do all the things you forgot when I was your man?

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I has a flavor!

Only if the things I forgot to do were anything covered in peanut butter.

How does it feel, to treat me like you do?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I feel good (sans this numbing, tingly sensation traveling down my left arm) as I knew that I would...

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Because that's how I got off when I masturbated.
(it rhymes, too!)

Hey, buddy, can you get off my fuckin' lawn?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.