I am trying, and failing, to think up a more dismal entertainment concept.

Crabby's All-Male Nude Revue

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Sho nuff, here are the kind of lyrics you write when you are in Finland:

The mountains of north
shall erupt and flames
of darkland will rise

Hail to one who hails
Blood for one who bleeds

O you mistress of northland
queen of darkland
I may wash my hand of
the evil master's Blood

For that is no man's doom
which I bring
that is child's doom
and it shall be the First Doom

........'cause you light up my life

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Sho nuff, here are the kind of lyrics you write when you are in Finland:

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CC 46: Death opens its mouth and says "ahhh" by boorite 7-20-01

How do I feel in my gloomy depths? Like the flat brink of a cloud, like a dark night in the autumn, a black winter day. No, darker than that-- gloomier than an autumn night. Dammit, Gabe, you should know better than to smoke Ritalin-laced clickums and listen to Amorphis. Nothing saps your will to live like Finnish rock music. Nice tits, Dorothy. Wanna fuck? The name's Helmut. And yes.

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I am trying, and failing, to think up a more dismal entertainment concept.

Boorite's comics.

I am trying, and failing, to think up a more dismal entertainment concept.

Boorite's comics.

I said dismal, not stupid.

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I am trying, and failing, to think up a more dismal entertainment concept.

Boorite's comics.

Actually, what's funny about this is that your comic wasn't up when I wrote that. My powers of precognition are astounding. ;)

I kid... I actually liked that one.

I am trying, and failing, to think up a more dismal entertainment concept.

Crabby's All-Male Nude Revue

I said dismal, not lethally nauseous.

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Back in their doom metal days, that was indeeed their lyrics. It also helps that they based the lyrics from that whole album on "The Kanteletar." They're more prog rock now... with different lyrics.

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Back in their doom metal days, that was indeeed their lyrics. It also helps that they based the lyrics from that whole album on "The Kanteletar." They're more prog rock now... with different lyrics.

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Hey, let's not go taking my comments seriously, dang it.

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You're right, Drexle. Amorphis's new stuff is way more bouncy. When I'm feeling down, I just put on "Goddess of the Sad Man," "Shattered Within," or "Grieve Stricken Heart," and in no time I have the energy I need to pick myself up and hurl myself off the balcony!

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Well... musically it *sounds* more bouncy. *laughs*

It's a gloomy day in the neighborhood... by Drexle 7-20-01

o/` Once again, this odious sunlight falls upon my face... o/` My god, what's wrong with you, Drexle?! What the hell are you listening to? o/` Empathy for the helpless ones, I can't save them all from the darkness that encircles us... o/` Are you alright?! Speak to me!!! If you think I'm depressed now, you don't want to see what happens when I turn on the radio.

This could scarcely have been written in Finland.

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Those Fins are a crafty bunch.

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The Top 40 of Doom by Dr._Light 7-20-01

This is WKRQ, playing nothing but the greatest Finnish rock hits! Alright....HIT IT!

I didn't have any ideas. Which means I should fit right in.

CC 46: Toke of the dragon by NeoVid 7-20-01

Excuse me, I have to have a talk with your son... um... daught... whatever that is. Figures. What did the little punk do this time? He/she stole my car. Again. All right... GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!! AND TURN OFF THAT MUSIC!! If I have to listen to one more Sir Mix-A-Lot song... he's not even popular anymore... Listen, I want the best for you... I even stopped using drugs for a month when I was pregnant, and this is how you repay me? ...You've been "confiscating" my weed again, ain't you, Mom?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

This could scarcely have been written in Finland.

You're right, it wasn't.

Dr. Light... that was brilliant! :D

Dragun Ryders O' Sperm by NastyPope 7-20-01

Arise my faithful friend Amorphis, be ready to carry your mistress afar and into glorious combat against the foul wizard P.J. Harvey! Make haste, mighty steed, for My Father, Sir Mix a'Lot cannot know his only daughter doth take his place in battle. We must now commit. The left hand solution of war must save us where the right hand solution of diplomacy failed. Um, why are your eyes glazed ? Black Lotus, Stygian, the BEST!!!!!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I'm drunk.

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Nice to meet you, Drunk. You new here?

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Okay, this really came down to three entrants:

Gabe, with his uncanny ability to play up to all the rules and be incredibly funny.

LadyJ, with her deliciously twisted aching uterus.

Nasty Pope, for not only using the names of every band listed, but putting it into the Dragon Riders of Pern setting.

I wish I could just give them all the win, but alas that cannot be. So therefore, your one and only winner of CC46...

LadyJ!

Aching uterii beat out itching nuts in my book, and even though the solliloquy in Nasty Pope's comic was brilliant, the Dragon's response just sort of left me flat, and the overall twistedness of his comic wasn't as high up there as the other two.

Honorable mention goes to Descolada for the "You can't get sprung!" line, and for the first comic that *really* made me laugh in the contest.

Spankling, you may have been the first, but you were far from the worst. You need to get on the ball, man... you're losing it.

So anyway, we await CC47 with midol in hand!

craptastic...
i finally get inspired and it fits in your... "rules" (read with all the disdain of a generation X'er i saw on tv), and the contest is over...
oh well, it was stupid anyway...
maybe i'm stupid...
*sob*

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craptastic...
i finally get inspired and it fits in your... "rules" (read with all the disdain of a generation X'er i saw on tv), and the contest is over...
oh well, it was stupid anyway...
maybe i'm stupid...
*sob*

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