PS - TheGovernor, you are a genius.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

None of them are great, I know. :)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Blue Screen by ObiJo 10-03-03

Good evening and welcome to Channel Tree news. I mean Channel Three news. Very funny guys.

Welcome to Channel 3 News by ObiJo 10-03-03

Good evening and welcome to Jettisoned News. I wasn't THAT yappy.

Welcome to Channel 3 News by ObiJo 10-03-03

Good evening and welcome to Channel 3 News - the only news program broadcast directly from the moon. Leading off our stories tonight - the moon has no breathable atmosphere. CLUNK

Welcome to Channel 3 News by ObiJo 10-03-03

Good evening and welcome to The Love Boat News. Leading off our stories tonight - passengers boatwide regale in backslapping and high-fiving joviality. Happy to have jettisoned that yappy bitch.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Bad day in the Newsroom by niteowl 10-04-03

Welcome to the News at 6. I'm Phil McCracken. And I'm the token sex object anchor, also known as...nevermind, you don't care what my name is. Oh come on June, people want to know who you are. No they don't! This show has always been about you! You and your hip outfits and frizzy hair and beautiful complexion! Can we please get on with the news now? Yeah, fine, whatever.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

A WAR by KaddarComps 10-05-03

WE WILL USE OUR SPACE SHIP TO DESTROY THEM. Oh no! They are using their space ship to destroy us. If anyone was wondering, this background can be used for a spaceship, too.

It's good to know, but it's a lame comic, which is why I used kaddarComps to make it.

Another Homage to Dcom by KaddarComps 10-05-03

Did I ever tell you about the time when I turned into a hippie just to hang around a guy? Wanna go out on a date? Sure, but you should know, I share my women like I do my money. yeah I think so.

:)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Don't Hold Your Breath by Matchbook_Romance 10-05-03

Shit, you win.

ahahah this one is good.

It's good to know...

Yeah it is. That will come in handy, thanks.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Additionally, the spacesuits can also be used underwater!

It's an old joke. by KaddarComps 10-06-03

hey!  Hi  You're a shark with arms! yeah, I'm half man.. You're a seaman? *snicker* A seaman? haha With razor sharp teeth, yes.

I Don't Understand Why People Are So Into This TV Show... by umfumdisi 10-06-03

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