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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I'm back!

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

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Life sends us troubles, and we deal with them. When squirrels send us troubles, we head for the hills.

Time for the announcement:

First, I was amused by kiwi-up-the-ass theme. Then, I was disgusted. Next, a little tired. Finally, Spankling perked things up with a bonus hairball ref.

Consider these awards as Honorable Mentions:

Nerds Ahoy! Award:
mikeweeney for 184096

Product Placement Perfection:
BigFrank105 for 183117

GreenBlob KiwiPants Seal of Approval:
Matchbook_Romance for 183179

The Charlie Brown/Chicago Cub Honorarium for Futility in the Field of Baseball:
ObiJo for 183236

"Killing Me Softly With His Puns" Award:
kaufman for 183258

The Tarantino Trophy for Excellence in Dialogue:
mmyers for "VIC, I remember the night that we used Kiwi polish to buff each other until dawn, that weekend in Hawaii, but we must not dwell, we must move on." (it rhymes even!) from 183345

"Rhythm Is Gonna Get Me" Certification:
UnknownEric for 183617
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And the winner is...

Uh, sorry, this is kind of lame, but two people presented comics that were equally good (for different reasons).

So, the winners are...

ObiJo and kaufman!

Between ObiJo's absurdist bent and kaufman's ingenuity, I'm sure they'll come up with a cool Comic Contest.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Yay ObiJo! Your comic was great!

...oh, and congrats to Kaufman too :-P

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Oooh. This could be interesting.

Thanks for the Honorable Mention Umfum, good contest! I can barely contain myself for the next one... whoops, I gotta go to the little boys room! =D

Thanks, umfum. This should be a fun change of pace.

kaufman and I are just beginning to exchange pm's, so hopefully we'll come up with something that is not of the suck.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Yes! He likes my hairballs!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Perhaps I should have checked how many "kiwi up the ass" jokes there was before I made my comic and not after...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Expect an announcement soon ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Expect an announcement soon ...

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Perhaps I should have checked how many "kiwi up the ass" jokes there was before I made my comic and not after...

Who knew it would be so popular? I've threatened to read before joining a contest. I'm still doing good if I read all the rules first.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sorry, I tried to make it fit in with my storyline...
[Click to view comic: 'Kiwi, Quota, Void, X-Ray, Zoom']

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as the prophecy has foretold.

uh....

erm, I'm not sure how that happened o.o

I was sure the contest was still goin on...

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as the prophecy has foretold.