An Important Message: by Ewwwww 10-18-03

Hello. Im a kaddar character by the name of hero-1-r. And Im a kaddar character named baby. You may remember me from such comics as: "The Quota from down under" "Dont zoom the camera there!" and "x-ray nuts"! And me from such comics as "The void between Obijos legs". Well, we have an important message from the goverment: There is a kiwi in my ass.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I'm back!

CC 216: When your powers combine, I am Captain Dork! by mikeweeney 10-19-03

I am Kiwi, the bright, sunny face at the center of the group. I also have non-gangbang powers. I am Quota, ensuring racial diversity at all our nation's great learning institutions. I am Void. You can't see me. OooooooOOooooo... I am X-Ray. My superpower is that I'm not Ray anymore. I am Zoom. I vow to get my revenge on all the "walkies" of the world. God I'm good! Stan Lee, eat your heart out.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

CC 216 Cow physics by Neno 10-19-03

So I says "Them kiwi quotas ain't gonna zoom out of a void with just an x-ray and themselves" Haha! What the fuck are you talking about?

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Life sends us troubles, and we deal with them. When squirrels send us troubles, we head for the hills.

Time for the announcement:

First, I was amused by kiwi-up-the-ass theme. Then, I was disgusted. Next, a little tired. Finally, Spankling perked things up with a bonus hairball ref.

Consider these awards as Honorable Mentions:

Nerds Ahoy! Award:
mikeweeney for 184096

Product Placement Perfection:
BigFrank105 for 183117

GreenBlob KiwiPants Seal of Approval:
Matchbook_Romance for 183179

The Charlie Brown/Chicago Cub Honorarium for Futility in the Field of Baseball:
ObiJo for 183236

"Killing Me Softly With His Puns" Award:
kaufman for 183258

The Tarantino Trophy for Excellence in Dialogue:
mmyers for "VIC, I remember the night that we used Kiwi polish to buff each other until dawn, that weekend in Hawaii, but we must not dwell, we must move on." (it rhymes even!) from 183345

"Rhythm Is Gonna Get Me" Certification:
UnknownEric for 183617
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And the winner is...

Uh, sorry, this is kind of lame, but two people presented comics that were equally good (for different reasons).

So, the winners are...

ObiJo and kaufman!

Between ObiJo's absurdist bent and kaufman's ingenuity, I'm sure they'll come up with a cool Comic Contest.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Yay ObiJo! Your comic was great!

...oh, and congrats to Kaufman too :-P

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Oooh. This could be interesting.

Thanks for the Honorable Mention Umfum, good contest! I can barely contain myself for the next one... whoops, I gotta go to the little boys room! =D

Thanks, umfum. This should be a fun change of pace.

kaufman and I are just beginning to exchange pm's, so hopefully we'll come up with something that is not of the suck.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Yes! He likes my hairballs!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Perhaps I should have checked how many "kiwi up the ass" jokes there was before I made my comic and not after...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Expect an announcement soon ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

quote:

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Expect an announcement soon ...

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Perhaps I should have checked how many "kiwi up the ass" jokes there was before I made my comic and not after...

Who knew it would be so popular? I've threatened to read before joining a contest. I'm still doing good if I read all the rules first.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sorry, I tried to make it fit in with my storyline...

Kiwi, Quota, Void, X-Ray, Zoom by Generic_Anonymity 11-04-03

And so, Gary welcomed the ghost into the group while Jared lie comatose on the ground... Look at the pretty kiwis... Sure, we needed 3 group members to fill the quota anyway. Really? You'll let me join your group?! Yay! The void in my soul is filled! x.x; dizziness... Why is the room zooming around like that? Man, we need to X-ray your brain again?!

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as the prophecy has foretold.

uh....

erm, I'm not sure how that happened o.o

I was sure the contest was still goin on...

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as the prophecy has foretold.