redneck sunsa bitches by xxausrottenxx 1-01-04

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! i see 2004....dumb ass ...carry on

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xx( o Y o. )xx

FTC: Obijos childhood by Ewwwww 1-02-04

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Yes! I am the master of the army men! I rule there world! I am there god! Obijo! Get in here! Dinner is getting cold!

FTC: Should have seen it comming Part 1 by Ewwwww 1-02-04

2004 approaching, sir Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Wangs! Your fired.

FTC: Should have seen it comming part 2 by Ewwwww 1-02-04

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! dongs! Your fired

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Tales Calculated to Drive You FTC by kaufman 1-02-04

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! It's Melvin.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC 16: More ideas from the brain trust by mmyers 1-02-04

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Fox Network OK, we take 8 deceased celebrities and put them in a house together and see what happens. The title...are you ready? "Get an Afterlife"! Three words. I'M-LOVING-IT.

FTC 16: I can't handle the truth by mmyers 1-02-04

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Years and years of two lonely guys in Civil War attire searching for personifications of abstract concepts. Well sure, when you say it like that, it sounds stupid.

FTC 16: If I'm lucky... by mmyers 1-02-04

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! I guess 2004 will be filled with more filing, more comic strips about filing, and, if I'm lucky, a 17 cent raise. You, soldier, are a sad fucking sack.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!

The first one is especially for you, ObiJo. I know how much you LOVE partisan humor. Seriously, though, I hate Democrats almost as much as I hate Republicans.

FTC 16: Happy New Fears! by MikeyG 1-02-04

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Howdy, boys!I up'n decided t'visit the troops on this Noo Yearz! Ain't y'all happy to see yer Prez? Aw, shit. Just like Thanksgiving, except this time the fucker's got a fake bottle of champagne.

FTC 16: Dick's New Year's Cockin' Eve by MikeyG 1-02-04

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Yoooo hoooooo! Holy shit, a fucking Andy Dick New Year's Special.

FTC 16: Face The Spewsic by MikeyG 1-02-04

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! We have come to smother you with a giant gym sock. It's the ghost of all the sperm that have asphyxiated on my chest over the years!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The Truth Award

Goes to: Ewwwww

For the Comic: FTC: Obijos Childhood

Most Political

Goes to: lukket

For the Comic: FTC 16: It's approaching once more

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: Xuanwu

For the Comic: FTC #16: Soon, TransFans Will Roll Out...

Most Sexual

Goes to: lukket

For the Comic: FTC 16: Another year comes prematurely...

Best Title

Goes to: niteowl

For the Comic: Jurassic Parking In The Rear

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: Xuanwu

For the Comic: FTC #16: Meet Strange New Life...And Eat Them

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: Tales Calculated to Drive You FTC

Bone Chilling Award of Scariness

Goes to: boinky33

For the Comic: FTC 16 3

Bonus Award

Goes to: Zaster

For: Giving a shout out to my man, Hernandez. (God rest his soul.)

Psychic Award

Goes to: No one. Too many of you got the right characters and background to award it to any one person.

My comic was: FTC16

Creativity Award

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: FTC 16: Face The Spewsic

(I still can't get the image of sperm as fish-out-of-water out of my head.)

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: mmyers

For the Comic: FTC 16: I can't handle the truth

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: FTC 16: Face The Spewsic

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: niteowl

For the Comic: Jurassic Parking In The Rear

The comic was good, but the title nearly made me wet myself.

Congrats, niteowl.

2004 rhymes with whore. This portends well for stripcreator. by ObiJo 1-03-04

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! In January, niteowl wins the first FTC contest of 2004! In February, obijo is caught molesting a priest. He pleads "Poetic Justice" and gets off scott free! But I can't see the rest, sir! That's okay. If the past is any indication, wirthling's suck probably takes up the rest of the year anyway.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Holy shit! I thought maybe I'd be in the running for best title, but I never expected to win the whole damn thing. Thanks Obi, new contest coming up soon!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I agree with Obi, that comic is hilarious! Nice going niteowel.

And good going everyone else. I didn't get any awards this time around :(

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Poop.

Thanks for the kind words Rabid...For what it's worth, I liked your Jesus Christ entry :O

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

With "Mad World" being a huge hit, i at least thought "All around me are familiar feces" would get Best Title.

Obijo , you suck.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

It was in the top three if that makes you feel better.

Or gets you to stop egging my house.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

quote:

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It was in the top three if that makes you feel better.

Or gets you to stop egging my house.

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He did ravage your house plants though.

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Poop.

Every houseplant needs some of my special fertiliser to help it grow big and strong.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

So does my doorstep, apparently.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

So does my doorstep, apparently.

If you use that to artificially inseminate your cat, i am NOT paying maintenance.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Yay! Congratulations, niteowl, that was preety funnee. Dats why I gots yous on my favs list, bubba.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.