What ever happened to....(13) by boinky33 2-27-04

ivytheplant: ivytheplant found out if Crispers was actually a chip or a cracker, but she won't tell anybody. fpd: fpd once ate a whole rhinoceros. graykane: graykane farts in paper bags and opens them infont of cripple's faces.

thanks boinky33 by graykane 2-27-04

i farted in this paper bag for you.

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i want to piss on you

What ever happened to....(14) by boinky33 10-14-04

JESUSSANDWICH: JESUSSANDWICH fought in the war of 1812. Zaster: Zaster got felt up by Fred Savage and won 12 million dollars in his sexual harrasment lawsuit. Chi_The_Cynic: Chi_The_Cynic hasn't brushed his teeth since 1993.

What ever happened to....(15) by boinky33 11-15-04

MikeyG: MikeyG once punted a new-born baby into a vat of battery acid and got a $70 fine. CHUBBY: CHUBBY continued to make mediocre comics and making fun of people better than him until he died alone by choking on a chicken wing. boorite: boorite became Don Rickles stunt double but was quickly fired after it was realized that he looked nothing like Don Rickles, and that Don Rickled didn't do any stunts.

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Stop making so many damn comics. Nobody responds to them anymore BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO AVOID THEM!

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People respond to my comics all the time. You are incorrect.

What ever happened to....(16) by boinky33 1-27-05

biped: biped discovered that while watching Howard the Duck on mute and playing a Barenaked Ladies album, it totally dubs in. BigFrank105: BigFrank105 was invited to a party and went crazy with rage when he found out there were no crab cakes being served. PhreakyChinchilla: PhreakyChinchilla had a crush on Jason Alexander, and when she told her friends, they beat her to the brink of death with wiffle bats.

What ever happened to....(17) by boinky33 1-27-05

Kr0n1c: Everyone thinks that Kr0n1c can name every single element in the periodic table, even though he never claimed he could. thochaos: thochaos thought he saw Russell Crowe in an airport terminal once, but it wasn't him. NooniePuuBunny: NooniePuuBunny was a writer for Darkwing Duck.

What ever happened to....(18) by boinky33 1-27-05

Injokester: Injokester pees in public pools and writes a series of books about it. Fuj: Fuj confessed to his whole church group that he uncontrollably yodels while masturbating. allenhenderson: allenhenderson created a new dance called the"rape dead babies shuffle" but it was too complex and controversial to make it to the mainstream public.

Who have I not done yet?

boinky's comics have won the Timmy Anderson seal of approval

I enjoyed being mentioned, but would like to make it clear that I would rather line Barenaked Ladies up against a brick wall and execute them St. Valentine's Day Massacre-style than listen to them.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What ever happened to....(19) by boinky33 1-27-05

Fuzzyman: Fuzzyman went to every single taping of the Montel William's show until he died of scurvy. not_Scyess: It was later discovered that not_Scyess was actually Scyess wearing a fake moustache. To learn more about not_Scyess, consult your local library. Trippingbillee: Trippingbillee was certain that his cats could talk, so he would always sneak up on them to catch them conspiring against him.

What ever happened to....(20) by boinky33 1-27-05

kramer_vs_kramer: kramer_vs_kramer finally saw the movie Kramer vs Kramer and hated it, so he changed his name to Pluto Nash. possums: possums talked in rhyme for 20 years until somebody finally told him that he was being annoying. Scyess: Scyess picks his nose and eats it.

I love it. And I'm glad to know about the moustache... it's a lot easier to pick my nose without it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I did see Russell Crowe! I DID!

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Not true! I'm supposed to in a horrible back waxing accident. My psychic friend told me so.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Jason Alexander is teh hot! w00t!!

Just kidding. Everytime I picture him in my head he has a tail like the movie Shallow Hal...and this chick definitely isn't into dogs THAT much.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

That's pretty much what the church did to fuj, to be honest, the case is coming to court soon, and the therapy has stopped the worst of it. We still wear ear plugs in the family home after Red Shoe Diaries is on, though.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.