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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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I see where you are all coming from. The problem is that the world is steeped in fucked-up issues, and bad shit keeps happening. I am not a fucking fence-sitter, and I never will be.

Great civil rights accomplishments, including all the fucking amenities you and I are afforded were fought for not by sitting on the sidelines and criticizing the people who do want to fight for their beliefs.

Conservatives may hate liberals, and Democrats may hate Republicans, but the one thing they all have in common is their ability to DO SOMETHING about what they believe in. There are whiners, yes, and there are pompous fucks on both sides. But one of the only ways to help change people's minds is to TALK ABOUT IT. Sometimes wherever you can find a forum.

If you have a problem with people trying to force their beliefs on you, tune them the fuck out. Black people did not get the right to vote, or even sit in the same fucking section of the bus as white people by NOT arguing with people who oppose what they desire.

I really, really want conservatives and Republicans to stop bitching about how people don't work for their money. I want them to stop caring about the needs of the corporations and care more about the needs of the people. I'd like them to stop using God as an excuse to do all manner of terrible things.

I really, really want Democrats to stop doing the same goddamn things the Republicans do. I want Democrats to stop pursuing alcohol, fat interns, and other fleshly pleasures, and stop kissing corporate ass. I want liberals to stop politically-correct-izing everything.

I want to be able to make jokes about honkees, crackers, niggers, spics, jews, polacks, micks, guineas, chinks, gooks, camel-jockeys, etc. JOKES. Calling someone a nigger is wrong, Plain and simple, because of the history of the word. But joking about steroptypes is FUNNY. When someone calls me a cracker, I laugh. I call white people crackers all the time.

We need to stop deforestation, we need to stop killing natural resources, we need to stop killing animals for sport. We do NOT need to run around spray-painting people in fur coats. We do not need to market products to children. Is no one else sane enough to realize and ADVOCATE all this stuff?

Until things are perfect in the WORLD, or at least close to it, I will continue to verbally destroy everyone who defies rationality. Liberal, conservative, Republican, Democrat. I will not be silent.


I'm not a fence-sitter, I just don't choose to put all of my eggs in one basket. I find it pointless to be a member of either party because I think they're both wrong in many places. I'm not a moderate because I can't decide, I'm a moderate because I can decide for myself. Yes, bot democrats and republicans have accomplished great things, but that doesn't make it right to sacrifice your beliefs because you're with a party. I don't ally myself with any party because I'd have to sacrifice some of what I believe in, hell, a lot of what I believe in, just to get the guy my party likes into office. That goes against the grain for me.

A simple example: I support the death penalty, and I ignore abortion, because it does not personally concern me. It doesn't outrage me that it happens, but if a woman wants to carry her child to term, I say good for her.

As for who I like in the current presidential race, it really doesn't matter, because who I like will never even get the nomination.

Also, possum, Rush is the voice of unintentional comedic gold, in my opinion. So are most of the radio talk show hosts. The debates are more hillarious than Springer.

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1-16-04 4:16pm (new)
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possums
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Oh, me too, but this guy takes it like Limbaugh is a great scholar. I mean, people watch Dennis Leary or Margaret Cho because they're funny, but they're not neccessarily the voice of reason.

1-16-04 4:18pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Though, Dennis Leary has some good points. More than Rush, that's for sure.

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1-16-04 4:34pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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yep.

best thing he ever said(and on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, for chrissakes):
"Fuck you, Regis."

That pretty much sums it all up.

1-16-04 4:36pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Of course, we all know he stole his act from another comedian...

I personally like his version better than the original, but hey, that's just me.

Have you seen his roast on Comedy Central?

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1-16-04 4:42pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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briefly.

I think we should get back on subject here.

1-16-04 4:54pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Oh, right.

"AH HATES ME DEM DAMN LIB'RALS!"

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1-16-04 5:50pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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YOU DNAM CONVERSMATIVES LVOE WAR SOS YUO MUST DY!!!!!!!

1-16-04 6:09pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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YUO DAM LIBEARLES NEAD TOO STOP SPEANDING TOO MUCH MONIE!! EXCAPT WHEN WERE AT WAR!!!

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1-16-04 6:40pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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Whoa. For a second I thought I was on the Yahoo! message boards.

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1-16-04 7:37pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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I haven't seen one side or the other be more outspoken. When Clinton was in I didn't hear many dems talking trash. But Gingrich has his all white boy choir going 24/7. And any dem that nagged about them got shouted down.

Now Bush is getting his turn. The sword cuts both ways. Don't whine about it.

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1-16-04 9:24pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Yes, yes, I know. It was a brilliant re-enactment.

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1-16-04 9:46pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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[Click to view comic: 'Ann Coulter's Head Explodes']

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1-17-04 1:29am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Oh man... Ann Coulter. What a nutcase. I'm gonna read her book, which is something like, "Conservatives are from Venus, Liberals are from HELL." Something giga-biased like that.

1-17-04 11:51am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Well, in honor of Al Franken and Rush Limbaugh going at it(mrrowr! Catfight!), I decided to make a comic about it. A music video comic.

[Click to view comic: 'Rush Limbaugh and Al Franken Debate... Music Video Style!']

1-17-04 1:25pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Ms. Coulter is a lot like Dr. Laura. The main difference is Coulter is somewhat attractive (physically), and Dr. Laura is just an annoying, pushy, ugly woman who needs to shut the hell up.

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1-17-04 5:17pm (new)
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xxausrottenxx
Sock of the walk

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[Click to view comic: 'blargin']

this explains everything

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1-17-04 10:22pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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[Click to view comic: 'nigralb']

Just trying to stay fair and balanced :D

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1-17-04 11:24pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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so... ann coulter is a pushy, annoying, stupid, pretty woman who needs to shut up? Okay.

1-18-04 1:23pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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"pretty" in a needs-a-facial-from-4-guys-at-once sort of way.

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1-18-04 2:34pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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I remember seeing Ann a few times on Politically Incorrect. She had nice legs.

Unfortunately, she's a total fucking wacko.

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1-18-04 4:48pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Agreed on all counts. Bitch needs to shut up and leave the idiotic rederict to the rich white men who all think that they're right. Someone that hot shouldn't act so stupid.

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1-18-04 11:53pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Unfortunately, self-righteousness is a failing shared by all races and tax brackets. Rich people just have the power to enforce it.

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1-19-04 1:38am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Spoiled, overcompensating, mindless diatribes for all! If Michael Moore can do it, you can too! Just make a video condoning a controversial issue, throw in some big words, and embarrass some other self-loving idiot who is more of a celebrity than you, and you strike gold! Don't forget to write a book, afterwards!

We can all become overnight sensations!

And conservatives, it's not just for liberals. Remember, Bill O'Riley wrote a book, so can you! It helps if you're the son of a former president, but you don't have to be. Though, you guys can't complain about what has to change, you gotta stick with what has to go back to the old ways. God is always a good topic.

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1-19-04 7:03am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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The Moore thing is classic. While I do think he has some good points, some of his facts are off and he's a little... persistent. I'm sure Charlton Heston is a minute away from an anyeurysm. Which isn't a bad thing.

Then again, there's some website like MICHAEL MOORE IS A BIG FAT DOPE or something like that, like Bowling For the Truth, which says that Michael Moore is a racist who thinks that all black people are peacful. I e-mailed someone who was supporting the site stating that BFC was saying that local (and national) media tends to focus on petty crimes and not the big ones like Enron, and the like. His response:

"Don't tell me this, I have not even seen the movie."

Fuckin' dipshit cock monger of death.

1-19-04 10:35am (new)
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