Shutup Paris.

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Poop.

The last comic is a reference to an indcident the British had with Indian members of its army back in its colonial days. If you don't know it, study more Indian history.

FTC #18: Any Norwegian Beaver Cheese? by Xuanwu 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. ...And then I had to shoot him when he revealed he actually had no cheese there and was deliberately wasting my time. What a senseless waste of human life.

FTC #18: Have It Your Way by Xuanwu 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. That's when we found out the horrible truth! The new Chicken McNuggets... are PEOPLE! I'm lovin' it.

FTC #18: Gotta Love Indo-Anglo Relations by Xuanwu 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here. Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. ...so then he ordered the "Deluxe Greasy Sloppy Pork and Beef Special" and sat between a Muslim and a Hindu... Ah. He must have been English, then.

Rocky? Rocky 2? Rocky 3? Rocky 4? Rocky 5? Rambo?

FTC 18: High-Fiber Diet by kaufman 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here. Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. My god, honey, what happened to you? Some guy in the restaurant wanted to eat all of my hair.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

DragonXero, I'm going to have to assume that you think I read ANYTHING before I post.

Well, I didn't think it would exactly be a rash assumption.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The only thing I see that's even similar to the Paris Hilton tape is the green.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

1-UP guess -

Deep Blue Sea
Ultrasound of music
Someone has already guessed Alien3 so I will nominate all the other Alien movies.
JA\/\/S
The Deep, I am definitely seeing a shark in there.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

For some reason, I see Gone with the Wind in the 1up picture.

(But whoever guessed Young Frankenstein is probably right.)

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This is not my empire.

FOTR, I can definitely see a man with a beard, once thought to be a shark.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Arby's - What are you eating? by EvilZak 1-14-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Oven Mitt, you heard the man. No way! I'm too young to die!

Has the Paris Hilton sex tape been said?

Seriously, I'll say UHF, since that guy looks somewhat like Al.

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AFROMANS MOVE

I think it's the first Naked Gun movie. I'm seeing that chicken that dances around at the baseball games, but that might also be because I think there's a gas leak by my desk.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

The Burger Bar Of Lonely Souls by rtock 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. The answer to my greatest question: why the fuck did God put a blabbing snake in the garden of eden. It's an accident waiting to happen

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--Okay, daddio--

Actually it looks like a bunch of intestines to me, but then again I'm addicted to butt sex.

My new guesses:

- The Hobbit
- Sleepy Hollow (cartoon or movie version)
- Beetlejuice
- The Hobbit
- Dances with Wolves
- Dances with Sheep
- Dances with Men
- Saturday Night Fever
- Saturday Night Live
- Near Dark
- Xmen
- Xmen 2
- The Wizard of Oz
- Dilbert
- Secratary
- Blow
- Blow ME
- Fuck you
- No fuck YOU
- Ok, but only for 5 bucks
- Done deal
- Family Guy
- The Simpsons
- *poop*

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Ok I make more tomorrow.

FTC 18: French (unzipped) Flies by MikeyG 1-14-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. But it DOES have to be food, sir. Well, I guess that rules out Ye Olde Blowjobbe.

FTC 18: McTantrum by MikeyG 1-14-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. "CUT! That was horrible! Joe, stand up straight, and Steve, fix that fake beard!" Man, working two hours a day is bullshit! I need a vacation! I'm calling my agent! But this is my REAL beard!

FTC 18: All Jail King Burger! by MikeyG 1-14-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here. Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. ...And that's when he plopped his penis on the counter and said, "Ever had a Bearded Blood Sausage?" That still doesn't explain the lipstick on your trousers.

FTC 18: As The World Churns by MikeyG 1-14-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here. Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Stop looking at me like that, sir. I'm not on the menu. It be a shame, son. If you reconsider, you may churn my butter anytime you wish.

My guess:

Swordfish?
Edward Penishands?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Ghostbusters

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

FTC 18 by MaxPayne 1-14-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. W-w-why are you looking at me like that? MMmmmmmmm......

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

I think we will make it to mars by laughinginyourface 1-14-04

What can I get you sir? I've got very special dietary requirements and I'm not really sure if I can eat here. Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. They are related. We've got beef. You got beef?

It might be one of the Halloweens also.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Think Ive made this one slightly too easy, but we'll see

Plus, theres a very small clue to the movie in the comic.

AHA! It is I, KINGPIN!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

YAY! YAY! I WON! I WON! (premature ejaculation)

Now where's my cigar?
*awaits some sort of Bill Clinton or Lewinsky joke*

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

WHO YOU CALLING PSYCHO??

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

FTC 18: Jumping on the 'No Longer Giving a Shit' Band Wagon by AtheistDiary 1-14-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements, yo. And i'm not fo-shizzle if I can eat up in this here bed-rizzle. Listen, bitch, we do try to have something on the menu for everyone! So take a number, shut your fuckin face, and let our chef make up something to stuff your cock into. Well in that case maybe I will just have to spread my legs so you can EAT ME! *poop* That's not kosher.

And yes I know this one really sucks.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC 18 : Rules? by MaxPayne 1-14-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. What the fuck are you talking about?

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leggo my dcomposed! ®