FTC #19: Those Dem Yankees by Xuanwu 1-19-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Let's cornhole some John Kerry supporters! I'm sure they'll love my Howie Dean "sausage."

FTC #19: Gonna Rip-ublican You a New One! by Xuanwu 1-19-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Let's go shove our wangs into the rectums of Bush supporters! Just how I like my comp-ass-ionate conservatism!

FTC 19: We Re-Built This City by Zaster 1-19-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Whew! That was hard work. Good thing I had a socket set in my truck.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

FTC 19 : Dhrugg Dup 2 D I Bawls by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-19-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? STARING CONTEST! STARING CONTEST!

FTC:19 - Macys Gray Hair by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-19-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? I hear Satans Rotting Corpse are playing at the mall. Mallcore Thrash? Dude, do i LOOK like a pussy?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

jaggin with dragon by xxausrottenxx 1-19-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? ah dude stop pocket pool is so 1999

ew by xxausrottenxx 1-19-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? stare creepily at little girls? right up my alley dude!

thats so obscure! by xxausrottenxx 1-19-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? i guess this is something the funny thing is that your standing in my ejaculate now

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xx( o Y o. )xx

FTC #19 : Dizz Knee Land by niteowl 1-19-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Let's go to Disneyland! OMG I just love Mickey!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

On my vacation I went to the Salvador Dalí museum in St. Pete, Florida. There was a painting there called "Hitler Masturbating" and it really was this back view of a guy who I guess was Hitler, and I guess he was masturbating.

FTC #19: Mm hmm... by IB_XC 1-19-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Shall we continue masturbating? Why not?

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

FTC 19: Show Us Your Tunes!!! by Rabid_Weasle 1-19-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? I've always wanted to see West Side Story... What!? It was show tunes that got us into this mess in the first place!

FTC 19: DX's Favorite Game by Rabid_Weasle 1-19-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? For the last time! I don't want to play 'Fireman'!

As for the mystery picture... it's goatse isn't it?

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Poop.

FTC 19: Rock Out, Rock In by Zaster 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? I thought I'd pursue a four-year degree at the state school, settle down with a nice girl, find some digs out in the suburbs... I guess I'm talking SHORT-TERM plans...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

On tour with Sauron and the Balrogs by kaufman 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up destroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Let's play riddles. I'll go first. What do I have in my pocket. Hey, where'd you go? And ... my pocket's empty. Bad Deagol, you have precioussss, my precioussss! Noooooooo! Give back precioussss!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC #19: Dedicated fans by lukket 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? I'm not sure I want to be one of those hardcore fans that follows them on their tours anymore... Oh come on. Everything went nicely until you asked them to do one of their songs...

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troelsea at gmail dot com

FTC #19: Dyslexia is a Disease Horrible! by AtheistDiary 1-20-04

.sgnoD .sgnaW ?do wanna you what, over it's that now, So .theirs of trademark a been it's, Well .afterwards city whole the detrying up ended they believe can't I, Yeah .ever show best the was that, GOD My

If this doesn't get me an award for Most Surreal, nothing will.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC #19: What Are YOU Eating Today? by AtheistDiary 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Welcome to Spanky's House of Poop. How may I help you? Yeah, I'll have the Turd Burglar Salad and Atheist here will have the Poonany Surprise.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

the pinky and the brain one is brilliant

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--Okay, daddio--

"I feel dead inside, Watson" "Wonderful, Holmes,have some e" by rtock 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? I want to raid a ... wait, isn't this our city? And isn't that our car on fire...Where are you going? I'm putting out the dog.

ARNIE KILLS by rtock 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? No...wait...we're in California, this was here before.

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--Okay, daddio--

FTC #19 - *POOP!* by AtheistDiary 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Later that day ... ... must ... hold ... in ... diarrhea ... Freebasing Exlax is pretty intense, ain't it?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC #19: So deVINE(s) by AtheistDiary 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? ♫ I'm gonna get free! I'm gonna get free! I'm gonna get free! ♫ Where's a fuckin' ball gag when ya need one?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC #19: Serial Comic Flashback by AtheistDiary 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? De ja friggin' vous

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC #19 - I've Lowered My Standards by ivytheplant 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Look, you're doing it all wrong. Stroke stroke suck stroke THEN deep throat! I'm doing the best I can with what I have!

FTC #19 - I've Lowered My Standards 2 by ivytheplant 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? 17 seconds later... Sorry man, I just got caught up in all the excitement. I couldn't hold it any longer. You need to learn deliberation, man.

FTC #19 - I've Lowered My Standards 3 by ivytheplant 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? What in the hell is that little thing? Hey! You wanted to play, don't mock the equipment!

FTC #19 - I've Lowered My Standards 4 by ivytheplant 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? Finally... That was the worst game of dice I've ever played. Let's go find some dead hookers.

FTC #19 - Who's Da Man? by ivytheplant 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? I dunno. I don't think anything could top a Yanni performance like that. I heard John Tesh is playing downtown.

FTC #19 - Who's Da...Man? by ivytheplant 1-20-04

My GOD, that was the best show ever. Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards. Well, it's been a trademark of theirs. So, now that it's over, what you wanna do? I didn't want to say anything, but there's this little boutique on 21st that has this sequined pair of shoes that are to DIE for! Let's go sift through the rubble. I have been looking EVERYWHERE for a new pocketbook!