CC53 (Unlucky Stiffs): Loretta's Own Plan 9, part 4 by fpd 8-13-01

Meanwhile, Cyril has a visitor. You are so STUPID, Cyril! Don't you know better than to use Worchestershire sauce as embalming fluid? You are STUPID, STUPID, STUPID! I don't understand. What's so bad about embalming with Worchestershire sauce? How STUPID are you? Worchestershire sauce turns a stiff into a zombie, and when it eats someone's brain, that person becomes a zombie too. Unless it stops, the whole universe is in danger. In danger from what? Are you STUPID? In danger of becoming zombies. It must stop now before everyone in the universe becomes a zombie. Is that really so bad?

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CC53 (Unlucky Stiffs): Loretta's Own Plan 9, part 5 by fpd 8-13-01

Having left the emblaming chamber, the strange alien visitor finds the zombie dressed in lingerie and zaps it with his electrode gun. What happened? Where am I? BY THE SUBGENIUS HIMSELF! You've turned back to normal, Harvey! Let this be a warning to you STUPID humans! You must never use Worchestershire sauce for embalming. If it ever happens again, I will be forced to destroy the Earth. DEAR BOB!

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[davebarry]Fetal Fellatio would be an excellent name for a band.[/davebarry]

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CC53 (Unlucky Stiffs): Loretta's Own Plan 9, part 6 (fin) by fpd 8-13-01

Hey guys, Mrs. Beasley told me there was trouble brewing here. Thank goodness, you're here Buffy, that spacehead creep was talking about destroying the Earth. No one's destroying Earth on my watch! Take that you creep! After Buffy slays the alien, things return to normal. Oh Cyril, you want to get in on again? You're not really my type, Loretta.

Since this is the final installment in this story, I will now acknowledge my sources. I borrowed elements from South Park, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Married With Children, Rugrats, Family Affair, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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How I wish we could edit our strips. I just noticed a typo in my last one. Loretta should say "get it on," not "get in on."

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You're not really my typo, Loretta.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Aaaah, the blissful feeling brought on my laughing heartily and feeling vaguely nauseated at the same time... *shudder*

Spankling, you are a very sick person. It is important that you know that. :)

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CC53: A big hand for Ernest Borgnine by boorite 8-15-01

Erin, Roger bet me a case of O'Doul's that you could give a handjob good enough to make a dead man come. I said you couldn't. Bet I can! I was Handjob Queen of my Senior class. I just happen to be applying makeup to the corpse of none other than TV's Ernest Borgnine, so... Hours later... Nnnngh... my hands are gonna fall off... Sorry, doll. I'm gettin' nuthin' here. Not even rigga mortis. Alright, already. Here's that case of O'Doul's that's been lying around the warehouse. For some reason, it came in a shipment of embalming fluid. Oh boy! Am I gonna get wasted tonight!

DexX, in case you didn't know, O'Doul's is a wretched "non-alcoholic beer" sold here in the States. Somehow I doubt this concept would fly in Australia, but who knows?

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DexX, in case you didn't know, O'Doul's is a wretched "non-alcoholic beer" sold here in the States. Somehow I doubt this concept would fly in Australia, but who knows?

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Thanks Cap. So, would you say it is akin to taking both the sugar and caffein out of Coca Cola? Mmmmm... Caffeine Free Diet Coke... *vomit*

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A bit over six hours until judgement. If you have been meaning to enter but haven't gotten around to it, better make it quick. :)

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Okies, here it is...

I will try not to leave anyone out. These are the things I really liked...

crabby - Catchphrase, one-liners.
kaufman - Puns, Stephen Hawkings.
Haights - 3 act sitcom formula, news break.
evil_d - Blasphemy, somnambulance.
fpd - Copious pop references, the legendary Ed Wood.
Spankling - Rampant contempt for good taste, comtempt for Bob Saget.
boorite - Ernest Borgnine, disturbing anti-liquor.

However, somebody had to win, and today it is...

[u]Haights[/u]

Mainly for this one...

CC53: "...Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?" by Haights 8-13-01

Celebrity Corpse played by Muffy the Vampire Baker Ohh, sweet love...if only that you were alive that we might savor this moment together...*squick-squick* -- uh-oh... damnit, I'm stuck. _ Man, I never noticed how big this staff room is...hey, Cyril, I can't tell, you're too far away...but is that a dead body stuck to your...? Uh...no! It's...uh...a training dummy. I'm practicing artificial respiration...? I'm - er - clearing out it's airway? Roger: "Aw, Cyr, you didn't have to keep this secret from me! You don't have to be ashamed among us, your coworkers!" Aw, Rog....thanks, I love ya, man. Hey, I'm not dead yet! Hahaha...

I don't mind that the middle panel was not the shape you wanted - it made me laugh a lot. :)

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What? No mercy fuck? But those are my favorite!

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(peeking at the recent stats)

Hey, another first-time winner! Congrats.

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However, somebody had to win, and today it is...

[u]Haights[/u]

Mainly for this one...

CC53: "...Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?" by Haights 8-13-01

Celebrity Corpse played by Muffy the Vampire Baker Ohh, sweet love...if only that you were alive that we might savor this moment together...*squick-squick* -- uh-oh... damnit, I'm stuck. _ Man, I never noticed how big this staff room is...hey, Cyril, I can't tell, you're too far away...but is that a dead body stuck to your...? Uh...no! It's...uh...a training dummy. I'm practicing artificial respiration...? I'm - er - clearing out it's airway? Roger: "Aw, Cyr, you didn't have to keep this secret from me! You don't have to be ashamed among us, your coworkers!" Aw, Rog....thanks, I love ya, man. Hey, I'm not dead yet! Hahaha...

I don't mind that the middle panel was not the shape you wanted - it made me laugh a lot. :)

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If I had given the victory to you it would have looked like collusion. Hey, wait a minute - are we figments of the same deranged imagination? I can't remember...

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