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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

It Happens All The Time by BigEvilDan 2-03-04

Did you know that- Wardrobe malfunction. Oh, sorry.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I made both of these while the game was still going on...

Burn! by choadwarrior 2-01-04

Did you see Kid Rock in the Superbowl Half-Time show? Yes. He was wearing an American flag like a poncho. So. That's like the flag touching the ground. No, Kid Rock is dirtier.

Okay..I'm not so proud of this one, but what the hell...

Speaking of Tight Ends by AccentuateNegative 2-01-04

Turn off the damn TV and pay attention to me! But it's Superbowl Sunday. So? We can have Superbowel Sunday later.

The True Damage Created By Janet's "Nipple Slip" by DragonXero 2-03-04

Don't even think about it. Come on? Can't I just rip one little button off?

By the way, love the ones you made Choad.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Q: Are we not men? A: We have Tivo! by areallystupidguy 2-03-04

it says here in the paper that janet jackson's nipple slip at the superbowl is the most rewatched clip in tivo history. it's stupid how people go crazy over nudity in TV and video games. you can get it in bulk on the internet, people. stop making such a big deal about this stuff. rewind it again. gladly.

mine has the most brilliant and witty title.

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It's grime time.

a chicken's opinion by xxausrottenxx 2-03-04

i dont understand the big deal with these humans getting to see a famous persons nipples i mean, paris hilton and pamela anderson both have shown more than their nipples, whats the difference? now a chicken coup, thats where the action is, just the sight of one of those babes laying an egg, god it makes me hot......oh jesus, im sorry...im gonna have to clean this up now

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We Are Looking for Goose and Squirm by kaufman 2-03-04

I have a question for you, Mr. Know-it-all. Why certainly, Rocky, my friend, inquire away. How come during that halftime show did Nelly keep grabbing at his crotch with his left hand? Well, there were two reasons for that. True. First of all, he'd had a Bud Light before coming out on the stage, and second, he'd named his left hand Fergus.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

ref costume, torn off in the middle of the field. it's how he got out there.

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i want to piss on you

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Okay..I'm not so proud of this one, but what the hell...

Speaking of Tight Ends by AccentuateNegative 2-01-04

Turn off the damn TV and pay attention to me! But it's Superbowl Sunday. So? We can have Superbowel Sunday later.

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Thanks.

About 85% of my AccentuateNegative content is pure fiction or based on silly comments I make when joking with friends...that one wasn't.

The superbowl is gay! by boinky33 2-05-04

Man, the Superbowl sure was great! All the great performers like Nelly and Justin Timberlake, and who can forget those amazing commercials? Yep, it was a great football game. Football?